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May 13th 2006 07:15
All of my ever, so loyal readers out there would know that I had a mooting competition yesterday and are all waiting with bated breath at how this illustrious writer performed. Well, without selling myself short. My performance as Senior Counsel for Mrs. Elma Gantry would go down in mooting history as one of the most abject and dire performances ever staged in a mock courtroom. However, we won, and I celebrated in my usual Friday manner. Luckily for all of you news starved NBA fans there weren’t any games played yesterday. So, not only do you not miss any games my dear NBA fans, but you get unabated coverage of my charm and wit here fresh off the feed from the US.
Now, without further, Apu, onto the games! The winners today were Miami in New Jersey 103-92 to take a 2-1 lead in their series. While, over in the sunshine state Phoenix took the game over the Los Angeles Clippers 94-91 to also take a 2-1 lead in their series.
We’ll start with the game in New Jersey since it is the game on television today so this writer has much more of intimate knowledge of the ebbs and flows of this contest. The game was actually really close, and New Jersey really should have won this game.
During the third quarter the Nets made a really big run that took the steam out of Miami. Shaq was getting called for offensive fouls. Finally! ‘Only’ after 15 or so years in the league, while the Human Highlight Reel known as Vince Carter was performing amazing aerial gymnastics and giving Miami’s Alonzo Mourning a nasty facial (Hint: not the type that ladies have in health spas) with the most nastiest of dunks.
Carter was amazing and doing what he normally does which was leaving the crowd in the Meadowlands breathless.
However, it wasn’t to be for the Nets because Dwayne Wade absolutely took over in the final quarter scoring 15 of his 30 points in the final five minutes of the game, complementing his 10 assists and seven rebounds. Wade actually took a nice elbow to the chin to leave him bloodied on the floor with players about to stomp all over him. Vince should have used his back as a trampoline and send that mofo down! Although, Carter doesn’t need any help for his hops. Mmmm, hops…I could use some beer. No! Pay attention Stan and keep on writing. Give the readers what they want. Which is more NBA and less of Stan!
Moving onto the Phoenix/Los Angeles game now, which is becoming a very tight and entertaining series. The star of this game was Shawn Marion aka The Matrix who dropped in 32 points and snared 19 boards, while playing defence on LA point guard Sam Cassell and doing the grunt work in the paint by bringing back parity on the boards for the Suns. The Matrix was more machine, than man in this game!
Well, that’s the way the cookie crumbles on this day and if you need any future trial representation you can now send me a message because I was luminous and incompetent at the same time!
Now, without further, Apu, onto the games! The winners today were Miami in New Jersey 103-92 to take a 2-1 lead in their series. While, over in the sunshine state Phoenix took the game over the Los Angeles Clippers 94-91 to also take a 2-1 lead in their series.
We’ll start with the game in New Jersey since it is the game on television today so this writer has much more of intimate knowledge of the ebbs and flows of this contest. The game was actually really close, and New Jersey really should have won this game.
D-wade dominated on this day, while eating hay, making the Miami fans say, 'yay'!
Carter was amazing and doing what he normally does which was leaving the crowd in the Meadowlands breathless.
However, it wasn’t to be for the Nets because Dwayne Wade absolutely took over in the final quarter scoring 15 of his 30 points in the final five minutes of the game, complementing his 10 assists and seven rebounds. Wade actually took a nice elbow to the chin to leave him bloodied on the floor with players about to stomp all over him. Vince should have used his back as a trampoline and send that mofo down! Although, Carter doesn’t need any help for his hops. Mmmm, hops…I could use some beer. No! Pay attention Stan and keep on writing. Give the readers what they want. Which is more NBA and less of Stan!
The Matrix defying gravity and shutting down aliens aka Sam Cassell.
Moving onto the Phoenix/Los Angeles game now, which is becoming a very tight and entertaining series. The star of this game was Shawn Marion aka The Matrix who dropped in 32 points and snared 19 boards, while playing defence on LA point guard Sam Cassell and doing the grunt work in the paint by bringing back parity on the boards for the Suns. The Matrix was more machine, than man in this game!
Well, that’s the way the cookie crumbles on this day and if you need any future trial representation you can now send me a message because I was luminous and incompetent at the same time!
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