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NBA Loud - by Arnold

Any doubts that Andrei Kirilenko is back to his best were laid to rest when he had another near triple-double performance, scoring 15 points, dishing off eight dimes and snatching eight boards. To top it all off the Utah Jazz beat the woeful Sacramento Kings, 117-93. Well, ‘beat’ is such a tame word, it was more like a ‘beat-down’.

The night started off badly for the luckless Kings when their last notable star, Brad Miller went down with bruising on his thigh. So, without Sac-Town’s three best ballers, they were never going to bring down a tough Jazz team.


You’d think that Utah coach, Jerry Sloan would have been pleased with the efforts of his men. You’d be wrong. In fact, coach was peeved that the Jazz didn’t smash a metaphorically unconscious foe that is missing all of their limbs earlier: "Well, you've got to look at who we were playing tonight. They've got three of their best players who didn't suit up," Sloan said. "They were short-handed and I don't think it was anything to do cartwheels about." (Alden, AP, 2007)

Ouch! I wonder how he treats his kids if they got a ‘B’ on their schoolwork!

AK47 wasn’t the star Jazz, Carlos Boozer stepped it up as well with 32 points and 10
Allen Iverson driving to the basket.
The Cavs had no answer for The Answer. (Photo by Garrett Ellwood/NBAE via Getty Images)
rebounds.


Coach Sloan may not fully appreciate the effort, but NBALOUD definitely feels the Jazz.

We here at this space can’t say enough about the New Orleans Hornet’s young point guard, Chris Paul. He is the future of the number one position and he proved his super-dooper star status today with the game winning basket against the New Jersey Nets. With 2.6 seconds left on the clock, Paul made the game clinching basket to see his team through, 84-82.

Chris Paul was so good in this game that he single-handedly lifted his team into the stratosphere with a 27 point, seven assist and six rebound performance. It was a spectacular battle of the guards with fellow floor general, Jason Kidd, also having a sublime game with 14 points, 10 assists and nine boards. In fact the Californian Kidd made a massive play of his own before, Chris Paul put his stamp on the game.

Performance of the Day.


It was tempting to give this most valued of plaudits to Chris Paul, but we have to go with our man, Allen Iverson.

The Denver Nuggets and Cleveland Cavaliers played a massive game today with all the pre-game publicity revolving around LeBron James and Carmelo Anthony. Although, ‘Melo had a good game with 22 points, it was AI who stormed the party with a huge 37 point performance.

So, hot was The Answer that by halftime he had 18 points. Needless, to say, Iverson was in the zone: “The basket looked like an ocean; I was throwing rocks in. It feels good when you catch a rhythm like that.” (AP, 2007)

Well, done AI, and with today’s efforts, you get the title of NBALOUD’s ‘performance of the day’.

Ah, we could have gone with, Iverson for today’s clip. But instead we’ve gone with, Chris Paul’s game winning basket.



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'Jesus' Saves the Celtics!

November 5th 2007 10:21
‘Ray Allen has the ball, and there is only three seconds left in this
Chris Paul.
Chris Paul is saving basketball in New Orleans. (Photo by Layne Murdoch/NBAE/Getty Images)
enthralling contest between the Boston Celtics and the Toronto Raptors. The game is now into overtime…Ray-Ray shoots from downtown…he scores! Celtics win! Celtics win! Boston overcome the Raptors, 98-95! Oh, I’m hoarse, give me a whisky…”

If NBALOUD were commentating this contest, that would probably have been the call. Also, throw in some flatulence from both the mouth and bottom.

Boston’s ‘Big 3’ are proven clutch performers, but Ray-Ray is the obvious choice in this scenario, with Paul Pierce stating as much: "That was the play we drew up, for Ray to come off," Pierce said. "We had second and third options but the first option was open. We got the ball to him and executed our play." (AP, 2007)

There you have it. Thanks, Paul for reinforcing the above statement.

Boston’s superstar trio were once again performing like a Ferrari engine with all players firing on all cylinders – Allen scored 33 points, Kevin Garnett had a double-double, while The Truth dished off six dimes.

Well, we can envision that the Celtics will get plenty of love from this space, so we won’t bore you with any further details. As the final score would suggest. This was an electrifying contest.

The Celtics are a team on the up, while their Eastern Conference counterparts, the Miami Heat are on a slippery downward spiral. Today, the Charlotte Bobcats inflicted another loss on the team from South Beach, 90-88.

It must be said though, that the Cats almost choked on a pretzel by surrendering a 16 point lead on some awful, awful, basketball. What mattered though was what transpired at the end of the game and they were perfect. Clamping on the Heat, the Bobcats forced a couple of crucial turnovers and ended up with the win!

Jason Richardson, Charlotte’s gun new recruit led the way with 29 points, while Shaquille O’Neal had a better game with 17. Ultimately, the Heat fell short once again.

The New Orleans Hornets are back home and how sweet it is! It mustn’t be easy in, er, the Big Easy, post-Hurricane Katrina, but at least their basketball team is alleviating the pain somewhat with some stellar basketball.

New Orleans latest victims were the Denver Nuggets who lost to the team from the south, 93-88.

It was a horrific start for both teams when the two squads combined to miss 20 of their first 24 shots. Ouch! Yikes! Poke my eyes out due to the ugliness!

Luckily for the Hornets they recovered, with Chris Paul leading the way for Nawlins scoring
Steve Nash
'Isn't he lovely...isn't he wonderful...' Does anyone think that Steve Nash sings that to himself in the morning? (Photo by Barry Gossage/NBAE via Getty Images)
15 points, dishing off 11 dimes and snatching eight boards. Watch out for the kid because he is for real.

Performance of the Day.

Phoenix is still playing shoddy basketball, but at least they’re winning. Cleveland is also not up to scratch yet either, and they lost to the Suns, 103-92.

So, all you regular readers out there must be wondering who our performer of the day is? Well, hold your breaths a bit longer because here are some clues. He is on the pale side with the skin tone, runs the show for the Suns, probably loves maple syrup, and is a two time MVP.

No, it’s not Shawn Marion you smartasses but Steve Nash! The formerly floppy haired Canadian had 30 points and 10 assists.

Stevie Wonder got some righteous help from his cohorts, but there can be only one man for the day and it was Nash.

Today’s video is of Ray-Ray’s game winning basket!




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