Game 5 of the NBA Finals and the Hoff!
June 16th 2006 09:15
We have a series folks! Miami have tied the finals at two-a-piece with a
98-74 mauling of the Dallas Mavericks, and it was Dwayne Wade who once again was the star for the M-I-A, dropping 36 points. Shaquille O’Neal also played a major part in today’s victory with 17 points and 13 rebounds, while being the nasty daddy that we all know and love (?).
A few days ago this series looked dead and buried with Miami looking out of sorts, while the Mavs were doing it on both ends and no not like that! Sheesh, this is a family space not some dirty page with sexual innuendos plastered all over the place, like boobs, or clitoris. Actually there were no overtones there.
Where were we? Yes, the finals looked like a foregone conclusion but someone forgot to inform Dwayne Wade who has popped on his superhero cape and is carrying his team with a little help from his friends.
Since we’re talking about recurring themes in the finals Dirk Nowitzki and Josh Howard were ineffective for another game in the June classic. Howard had a woeful three points, while the Big Sauerkraut had 16 but from 2-for-14 shooting, scoring the majority of his points on the free throw line.
The funniest thing happened in this game though with our favourite, fuzzy player from Germania. Every time Dirk was on the free throw line the crowd chanted “Hasselhoff, Hasselhoff” while holding up cut-out faces of the man because Mr. Diggler admitted that when he was on the free throw line he had a Hasselhoff song in his head. Typical German loving the Hoff!
This series also has a new found edge of intensity too when Shaq was hacked from behind during a fast break attempt by Jerry Stackhouse. Daddy went flying onto the floor and was about to get up and take on the man that got him from behind, but D-Wade once again saved the day by dry humping the big man and ensuring he didn’t get up to do something everyone would regret.
Speaking of Stackhouse it was him and Jason Terry who were the stars for Dallas and kept them within “close” proximity to the Heat. Believe me, the final score line could have been much uglier if it wasn’t for those two.
Miami are playing with a new found defensive urgency and they played wonderful defence all over Dallas. The major reason why Dirk has been struggling has been the fine ‘D’ played on the big fella, while Josh Howard is struggling and looking lost.
The Heat is on a roll and with one more game in Miami they are looking hard to beat in game 5. Dallas needs to rediscover their magical touch and realise that they are a team that has way more depth than the Heat. The burning question is: Has the series turned irreversibly for the Mavs? Only time will tell.
One last thing: “Hasselhoff!”
Any excuse for pictures of the Hoff. (Image from Wikipedia)
A few days ago this series looked dead and buried with Miami looking out of sorts, while the Mavs were doing it on both ends and no not like that! Sheesh, this is a family space not some dirty page with sexual innuendos plastered all over the place, like boobs, or clitoris. Actually there were no overtones there.
Where were we? Yes, the finals looked like a foregone conclusion but someone forgot to inform Dwayne Wade who has popped on his superhero cape and is carrying his team with a little help from his friends.
Dirk has admitted he loves the Hoff's music! (Image from Wikipedia)
The funniest thing happened in this game though with our favourite, fuzzy player from Germania. Every time Dirk was on the free throw line the crowd chanted “Hasselhoff, Hasselhoff” while holding up cut-out faces of the man because Mr. Diggler admitted that when he was on the free throw line he had a Hasselhoff song in his head. Typical German loving the Hoff!
This series also has a new found edge of intensity too when Shaq was hacked from behind during a fast break attempt by Jerry Stackhouse. Daddy went flying onto the floor and was about to get up and take on the man that got him from behind, but D-Wade once again saved the day by dry humping the big man and ensuring he didn’t get up to do something everyone would regret.
One more pic of the Hoff. Oh, one last thing. My new nickname for Dirk will be Hasselhoff! (Image from Wikipedia)
Speaking of Stackhouse it was him and Jason Terry who were the stars for Dallas and kept them within “close” proximity to the Heat. Believe me, the final score line could have been much uglier if it wasn’t for those two.
Miami are playing with a new found defensive urgency and they played wonderful defence all over Dallas. The major reason why Dirk has been struggling has been the fine ‘D’ played on the big fella, while Josh Howard is struggling and looking lost.
The Heat is on a roll and with one more game in Miami they are looking hard to beat in game 5. Dallas needs to rediscover their magical touch and realise that they are a team that has way more depth than the Heat. The burning question is: Has the series turned irreversibly for the Mavs? Only time will tell.
One last thing: “Hasselhoff!”
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