"Ashton Kutcher" Helps Philly Win, while Kobe Returns!
November 5th 2006 00:39
Yesterday’s Results
Philadelphia def. Orlando 105-103
New Orl/OKC def. Indiana 100-91
Toronto def. Milwaukee 109-92
Detroit def. Boston 101-88
Miami def. New Jersey 91-85
Atlanta def. New York 102-92
Memphis def. Charlotte 96-83
Cleveland def. San Antonio 88-81
Sacramento def. Chicago 89-88
Utah def. Phoenix 108-104
Minnesota def. Denver 112-109
LA Lakers def. Seattle 118-112
Golden State def. Portland 102-89
Summary
First and foremost apologies should be articulated to all NBA fans out there for the belated update of yesterday’s results. It was Saturday and NBALOUD had a bunch of pressing things
Ashton Kutcher punks Orlando.
We may as well begin this update with the game that was witnessed by NBALOUD live on television which was the Spurs and Cavs contest that showcased some of the best basketball talent on the face of this planet!
LeBron James was not only spectacular in scoring 35 points on perhaps the best defence in the league, whilst leading his team to victory away from home, but managed to absolute wreck Tim Duncan with a monster dunk right over the man. We’re talking about a mammoth facial mixed in with a dash of posterisation! Timmy was Bron Bron’s gimp and King James was cool as a cat straight after the event with a strut that would have not been out of place in Saturday Night Fever.
The Cavs came and they conquered, ‘nuff said.
In the game involving perennial NBALOUD favourite Allen Iverson and his 76er’s bore witness to a contest in which the great man hit a fall away runner with 2.2 ticks left on the clock. AI was possessed scoring 39 points and hitting his buckets in every conceivable way. Iverson got great assistance from Kyle Korver aka Ashton Kutcher who scored 28 points from
Kobe Bryant back to doing what he does best - shooting a shitload.
Perhaps the best part of this contest was the resurrection of Grant Hill who led the way for the Magic scoring 25 points and being the best player on his team. NBALOUD used to dislike Grant for the most of inane of reasons but that isn’t the case these days. Grant, you are the shit.
The return of the Chosen One otherwise known as Kobe Bryant resulted in a familiar result for the Lakers thus far – a win. Bryant dropped 23 points, while Lamar Odom the Scottie Pippen of this generation led the way with 28. If the Lake Show continues to play the way they have been they will be a scary proposition with perhaps the most talented player in the league on board.
Finally, Ben Wallace, Chicago’s newest recruit sought out Ron Artest after their game and the two hugged it out like they were on Entourage. Awwww.
For anyone who isn’t familiar, Big Ben and Ron Ron were the original sparkplugs that lit the fuse on perhaps the most infamous night in NBA history. It’s good to see the two making peace after the drama that transpired almost 2 years ago in which a basketball contest turned into a WWE royal rumble.
For anyone who cares Ron Ron managed a very nice 22 points, while grabbing 13 boards and playing his usual hardnosed defence. Also, and perhaps most importantly, the Kings got the ‘W’.
* All Images from this post are from wikipedia.
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