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NBA Loud - by Travis

NBA All-Star Analysis 2008

February 19th 2008 05:54
For my first posting here at NBA Loud, I would like to get into all the festivities taking place in New Orleans. I will give you all the info you will need, from my point-of-view of course. So read on and comment if you feel the need.


Terrell Owens
Stan the Man took care of the update for the Celebrity Game. But my opinion of this game, would be better if they had a few more mega celeb's that I have heard of or some guys who could play. But they have a few decent guys and a lot of bad players. I would do very well playing in that game breaking the ankles of TV hosts on the D-list and former athletes from other sports. I was a little disappointed with the performance of former training camper in Master P, who at one point had the game to play pro. But seeing Primetime and T.O. was cool. They ended up scoring less than half of the score of the All-star game, but who's counting.



Rudy Gay
(image credit-Jesse D. Garrabrant/NBAE/Getty Images)
Rookie vs Sophomore Game
This is and was a preview of Sundays game an alley-ooping turnover dunking and 3pt shooting affair.

A very opposite type game for myself as I am a huge fan of defense, as I remain in the minority.
Case in point Daniel Gibson aka Boobie launched up 20 shots and made 11, okay but he didn't attempt a shot inside the arc. Rudy Gay had a solid impact in pushing the Soph's to the win and spawning the phrasesaid a few times and I quote "yet another GAY dunk!
Too funny.

Rook's lose to the second year players 136-109, which is usually predictable as the second year guys are used to being around this game as rookies and getting spanked previously.



San Antonio
Skills Competition
Shooting Stars - Champs = San Antonio Team of Becky Hammon, Tim Duncan and David Robinson. They were definitely not favored as they had two seven footers and lacked the range I would say to knock down those long range shots. But as they began one round with David Robinson missing a huge number of gimmes from the wing, building a house with all those bricks. They somehow managed to pull it off.

Skills Challenge - Champion is Deron Williams from the Utah Jazz with a record time of 25.5 seconds in his first year in this event beating out last years winner in Dwyane Wade.

3pt Shootout - Saw a record setting performance from Toronto's own Jason Kapono who made half of the number of three's he has made this year in the final round with 25.

DUNK - Two words Dwight Howard. Coming out party for those who haven't had the privilege of seeing this High-Schooler play. His superman cape dunk, his tap off the board and baby basket holder dunks sealed it as his charisma alone took out the reigning champ alone who did not impress with his arrogance in wanting the fans to embrace him more. Even Darryl Dawkins had enough as Green's last dunk with no shoes (which he placed on the judges table, freshly signed of course) finished, Dawkins knocked them off the table as to say 'are you serious'? Who do you think you are?



All-Star Game
Coaching these two talented teams will be Byron Scott (which I have had the pleasure of meeting through a camp I attended) and Doc Rivers who is another favorite of mine. The rosters look as such->

EAST
F-LBJ
F-CB4
C-D.Ho
G-D-Wade
G-J-Kidd

Reserves
GF-Ray Allen
PG-Chauncey Billups
SG-Rip
F-Antawn Jamison
GF-Joe Jo
FG-Paul Pierce
FC-Sheed
INJ-Caron & KG

WEST
F-Melo
F-Duncan
C-Yao
G-AI
G-Kobe

Reserves
FC-Carlos Boozer
G-Nash
FC-Disco Dirk
G-CP3
GF-Brandon Roy
CF-Amare
FC-D-West

The game starts out with some fast-paced action as the East takes the early lead with their hot shooting. Kobe Bryant exits early after word comes out that his ligaments in his finger are not healthy enough for him to play, in fact the medical staff did not clear him, but Kobe felt he owed it to the fans and inside he is still a true competitor.
Kevin Garnett on the other hand is airing on the side of caution by sitting out this game and returning to practice on Monday.
The first quarter ends with the East side winning and may I say the jerseys used in this game are not the greatest. I don't know how the players feel but each team has a white side, the back for East with a blue front and West has gold on the back with white fronts. Which makes it difficult to differentiate when players on the Eastern side run the floor you see their backs of white and the West on defense with their fronts of white. So who do u pass to? The white or white? The jerseys are nice but not practical, they do remind me of the Toronto Raptors Purple and Blacks.

The quality of play has picked up somewhat as the starters and good performers get more minutes and looks. These games are really not for a player like Allen Iverson who depends on getting to the line so much. Five players in double figures for East and West thus far. 74-65 for the Eastern Conference at the half.

The third begins and the action and score continues to rise steadily. Which will set the stage for the stretch run in the fourth.
The end of the game is near and Amare has had some massive dunks, (one on Superman D-Ho). The West have played all little guards and now all bigs and it seems to be working, taking the lead after being down for most of the game. Three minutes left and these teams are hitting everything, Ray Allen two deep three's giving him four so far, tied at 122's.
Wow Allen another three pointer, he has the smoothest stroke I have ever seen, he got game!
LBJ goes through the whole team and dunks it on all four of them and especially Dirk. It is getting serious folks.

Free throws end this one however as the Eastern Conference wins it 134-128. The MVP goes to the 'King' LeBron James 27pts, 8 reb and 9 ast.


LeBron James
A truly great weekend celebrating the NBA and New Orleans. There was some great entertainment and the players and fans, new and old came out for this one. I hope you enjoyed my insights and learned that these games in all sports are spectacles for all that are NOT fans of these great games and will tune out the very next games on the schedule.
Just remember I am a realist, not a cynic, well mostly.

Written by Spennies
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2008 NBA-All Star Weekend Re-Cap.

February 18th 2008 07:45
Whoa, Nelly! What an exhibition of basketball talent this year’s All-Star Game was – it was a mid-season classic in every sense of the word. The Eastern
Dwight Howard Superman dunk.
Is it a bird? Or a plane? No, it's Super-Dwight! (Photo by Bill Baptist/NBAE via Getty Images)
Conference All-Stars pipped their more illustrious Western Conference brethren, 134-128.

Not only were the East, beasts, but they outperformed their opponents in every facet of the game – from the fundamentals to the highlights. It was an experience to savour.

As exciting as the game was – the conclusion was something else, as LeBron James went Scarface on the West. Reminiscent of his destruction of the Detroit Pistons from a season ago, King James literally rose up to the heavens in the final minute and finished with a dunk that was of such viciousness – Hell has frozen over. To cap off his final minute heroics, Bron-Bron added 27 points, nine assists and eight rebounds.

James got a lot of help from Boston’s Ray Allen, who was a last minute inclusion to the All-Star proceedings, and didn’t he earn it with a 28 point performance? It was an almost inconceivable injustice that Ray-Ray was originally overlooked for the game when his other gangsta teammates were selected.

With today’s exciting victory, the East went a long way in erasing the pasting they got last season when the West beat them handsomely, 153-132.

Do we need to state the bleeding obvious at who received the game MVP nod? Does it need to be spelled out for the world to see? Well, if you do deem it necessary: Gimme an L-E-B-R-O-N…what does it spell? Tuna? No, LeBron!

Although, today’s game was the jewel in the All-Star Weekend crown, Saturday night was also pretty righteous with the skills, 3-point, and dunk competitions to wet the whistles of NBA fanatics.

Starting off with the skills, Deron Williams of the Utah Jazz was the fastest man around the obstacle course, while Jason Kapono showed everyone that he was the fastest gun in the, er, West? Well, let’s stick with that and move along shall we? Jason Kapono was the silkiest shooter when he tied a 22 year old record by scoring 25 points in the final round of the 3-point contest.

However, it is dunks that you’re all interested in – and this year’s contest didn’t disappoint. Continuing with a mini revival of the dunk contest, this year’s version was no exception in the display of innovation from the competitors. Writing a description on each individual dunk would not do the players justice. So, in summary: Dwight Howard won it all – gaining some justice when he was robbed of the title last year.

Today’s video is of the dunk contest. Enjoy.



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It’s almost a given that those in entertainment circles want to be athletes; while sportspeople harbour dreams to be performers. So, it is no surprise that the
Alyssa Milano.
Who wouldn't want to be bossed around by Alyssa Milano? (Image from cnnsi.com)
kick-off to All-Star festivities sees the twin concepts of sports and celebrity join forces in a star-studded spectacular.

The 2008 All-Star Celebrity game features musicians, actors and actual, for real basketball players, in a game of hoops shoot and giggles.

If past celebrity outings are anything to go by – expect some laughably sub-par basketball, but the occasional unexpected surprise that some of the more famous can actually ball. I mean, who would have thought that Steve Urkel is a great baller? And he is!

So, here is the line-up for this year’s All-Star Celebrity game:

NEW ORLEANS TEAM
Ne-Yo (2008 Grammy for Best Contemp. Album)
Zach Gilford (Friday Night Lights)
Taylor Hicks (2006 American Idol Winner)
Seth Gilliam (The Wire)
James Lafferty (One Tree Hill)
Master P (Hip-hop Artist)
Ruth Riley (WNBA All-Star, San Antonio Silver Stars)
AJ Calloway (Extra)
Coach: Gabrielle Union, (Starship Dave)
General Manager: Stephen A. Smith (ESPN)

HORNETS TEAM
Chris Tucker (Rush Hour 3)
Common (2008 Grammy for Best Rap Perf. By a Duo or Group)
James Kyson Lee (Heroes)
Josh Peck (Drake and Josh)
Terry Crews (Everybody Hates Chris)
Deion Sanders (Two-Time Super Bowl Champion)
Swin Cash (WNBA All-Star, Detroit Shock)
Tony Potts (Access Hollywood)
Coach: Alyssa Milano, (Wisegal, Touch clothing)
General Manager: Bill Walton (NBA Legend and ESPN Analyst)

(Source: NBA.com)

Today’s video is of the Toronto Raptors showing how good he’ll be during this year’s 3-point contest.


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First, it was Pau Gasol, then Shaq, and now it’s Jason Kidd who is
Jason Kidd.
Jason Kidd returns to Dallas with intent. (Photo by Ray Amati/NBAE via Getty Images)
heading to new digs – and to a Western Conference powerhouse no less. According to league sources, Kidd will now head back to the Dallas Mavericks, his original NBA home when he first turned pro.

Mark Cuban, who has been apparently been mulling a trade for Kidd in recent weeks, finally pulled the trigger, sacrificing some of his young guns for immediate success. Dallas will have to give up Devin Harris, Jerry Stackhouse, Devean George, DaSagna Diop, Maurice Ager and $3 million to New Jersey. Needless, to say the Mavs are giving up a lot in order to chase a championship in an increasingly talented conference.

Is J-Kidd worth it? In a word; yes. Kidd, who turns 35 next month is arguably playing some of the best basketball of his career and is determined to gain a championship, come hell or high water.

Although, the Nets are giving up a hall of fame player, they’re also winners in this deal because they gain a good young player in Harris, freeing up cap space, while also obtaining draft picks as well.

The return of the prodigal son to Dallas completes a full circle career in which Kidd left the Mavs in less than savoury circumstances. Kidd, along with Jimmy Jackson and Jamal Mashburn were supposed to become a new triple threat that would dominate the NBA in the 90s, but petty jealousies on and off the court put an end to the ‘Triple Js’.

It has been reported that Mavs owner, Mark Cuban was hesitant to bring in Kidd but had his hand forced when the Lakers and Suns made blockbuster trades becoming, Western Conference leading lights.

Dallas also gains a tough floor general that is able to marshal the players together in achieving their championship aspirations – something that had been lacking in their recent playoff exploits.

If the west wasn’t exciting before, now that Kidd is now in Dallas, the playoffs will become a feast for basketball lovers the world over.

Today's video is of Jason Kidd doing what he does best; kicking ass.


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Let’s begin with a mourning period to the end of a stellar run of All-Star Game appearances for Shaquille O’Neal. A minutes silence please.

Done.

After 14 straight All-Star selections for the Daddy, the most entertaining personality in the
Baron Davis.
B. Dizzle is feeling the pain of being left out of the All-Star Game. (Photo by Rocky Widner/NBAE via Getty Images)
NBA will only be in New Orleans as a peripheral piece, rather than a central player. Make no mistake, the term “peripheral” is relative when we’re talking about a man with such immense size and personality – he’ll just be missed in the actual, factual game.

There is a case to be made that Shaq should have been voted in today as a reserve by the coaches due to the sheer body of work of the man. Alas, the coaches and fans have moved on, leaving an aging warrior behind.

So, no more crazy 3-point attempts or dancing with Dwight Howard. Shaq Fu will just probably play host to one of the hottest All-Star Weekend parties instead.

As the old makes way for the new, there are many exciting young talents participating in their first All-Star Game with Chris Paul and his teammate, David West, leading the way with a pair of hometown choices for the fans to cheer on. Joining the pair of young Hornets on the Western Conference bench is fellow first time participant, Brandon Roy.

The Phoenix Suns also have a duo of bench players in the game: Steve Nash and Amare Stoudemire – come on down! Nash’s best mate, Dirk Nowitzki will also be involved in the fun and games. Last but not least, Carlos Boozer from the Utah Jazz rounds off a stellar cast from the Westside.

Moving to the eastern side of the American seaboard, we see two of Boston’s ‘Big 3’ in New Orleans, with Ray Allen the only Celtic star missing. Sticking with the theme that a duo from the same squad are rocking it out for the east are teammates, Rip Hamilton and Chauncey Billups from the Pistons, along with Caron Butler and Antawn Jamison from the Wizards who’ll be the representatives from their squads.

Joe Johnson from the Hawks, and Chris Bosh of the Raptors are the ones without fellow teammates to lean on.

Now, let’s get to the juiciest part of this post: All-Star snubs!

The player that should have the biggest beef about being left out is Baron Davis. Yes, he is the most favourite player in the NBA for this writer, but his exclusion from the mid-season classic is inexcusable. Even an objective observer will come to the same conclusion.

B. Dizzle is 13th in scoring, seventh in assists and second in steals, whilst leading a top contender. He is arguably the best point guard on earth when he is on, but he won’t be there in New Orleans. And there is the crux of the situation. The game is in the Big Easy.

Davis’ participation in the All-Star Game this year was always going to be slim with the Nawlins locale because of his shady history with the franchise there. The Baron left the franchise in less than a graceful manner, and he is paying for it this season. Karma is a bitch.

Baron is just one of many players that are worthy, but won’t be showing. Players such as Marcus Camby, Josh Howard, Tony Parker, Manu Ginobili, Chris Kaman and Shawn Marion are just a few of the players that should be hurt by being slighted.

Still, it is the Baron who has the biggest beef.

Today’s video is a refresher of why B. Diddy should be in New Orleans.


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LeBron James game winning shot against the Portland Trail Blazers.
LeBron James beating the Trail Blazers today with this game basket. (Photo by Jonathan Ferrey/Getty Images)


Er, remember the time back in the day when the clutch abilities of LeBron James was constantly questioned, including this space? Well, if you haven’t checked into the NBA lately, things have most definitely changed towards the direction of the King.

LeBron leads the league in average points scored in the fourth quarter, with the Cleveland Cavaliers being the best come-from-behind team in the league. Yes, there are a number of inappropriate jokes we could have made in the previous sentence – but we’re too classy for the gutter.

In today’s game against the Portland Trail Blazers for instance, the Cavs were constantly on the back-foot and looked to be in danger of dropping a game against a very good opponent.

Then the unthinkable happened. James got riled by a Portland fan and then got postal on his opponents, scoring 17 final quarter points, which was two more then the entire Blazer squad. The cherry on top: Hitting the game winning lay-up, whilst making it looking like a stroll through the park. Most impressive of all, Bron-Bron made Brandon Roy look second rate when he was locking him down in the fourth.

Generally speaking, Kobe Bryant of the Los Angeles Lakers is seen to be the most deadly player with the game on the line, but again, James put paid to that general belief when their teams met last weekend.

Want some hardcore facts to back up our questioning of Kobe’s lack of clutch-ness? During the Cavs 98-95 win, King James dropped 14 in the fourth, with six in the final minute-and-a-half. Not only that, he was going against Bryant, with the Bean looking like the deer in the headlights when the game was to be won. Oh, yeah, in contrast, Kobe missed six of his seven attempts in the quarter where legends are made.

The final play from the Lakers had Bryant handling the ball needing a three – he ended up passing it to Luke Walton, who gave it back to the Bean, and the shot was always going to be weak.

James spent the offseason improving his jumper, and it killed the Blazers in the fourth quarter today when he hit three consecutive 3-point baskets. Not only that, LeBron spends so much time going to the free-throw line, and was shaky last season down the stretch – now, he is money due to his offseason work.

Kobe might still be the most deadly assassin in the league, but there is a new King of clutch.

Today’s video is of one of the best individual performances last season in the playoffs, obviously featuring, LeBron.


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Cristiano Ronaldo does it, and apparently, so does Tony Parker: they both get to have relations with some hot women. Oh, wait, they also allegedly fake it, or they like to “simulate” if you’re searching for another term. Yes, not only are Ronaldo and Parker world class athletes, but apparently athletic thespians as well.

The Manchester United winger is a well known actor, but Tony Parker? He’s French! They
Tony Parker.
Tony Parker is acting like he is sitting on a chair. (AP Photo/Dave Einsel)
don’t just roll over and surrender! Do they? According to Eva Longoria, who is married to Parker, he often fakes injuries and milks fouls to get more sympathy from officials. This has led to Longoria being confused as to whether or not her hubby is really hurt when on-court, whilst doing the Frenchman no favours in the eyes of NBA refs.

“Sometimes he acts to get the flagrant foul or, to sell the foul more, he'll throw himself on the floor and really play it up more than what it is…I really don't know what the difference is so I'm like, 'Stop laying on the ground if you're not hurt. Just get up! Longoria also adds, “He's like, 'Honey, I have to stay on the ground sometimes…But I get really nervous, it's nail-biting.” (Lord, DB.com, 2008)

Mr. Eva Longoria must been taking acting lessons from fellow San Antonio Spurs teammate, Manu Ginobili, whose flopping skills have become legendary. The influx of European and South American players into the NBA have bought an added dimension to the game of basketball in the States, but has also seen an increasingly number of players taking football-esque type tumbles. Many Brazilians such as Rivaldo and Dida would be proud of the theatrical abilities of Ginobili, and now, Parker.

There you have it. A seemingly innocent comment in England has focused much attention on the Oscar worthy talents of Tony Parker. You can be sure that officials will now be much more stringent when it comes to calling fouls on opponents of Parker.

In other big NBA news, Chris Webber, the once formally formidable big man for the Golden State Warriors is returning back to the bay area, 13 years after he began his career there. To add an even more ironic twist, coach Don Nelson, who he had a bitter falling out with the first time around is once again also in G-State, and bought C-Webb back!

This is a perplexing move to say the least because Webber is old, has bad wheels and is a defensive liability. Not to mention his less than savoury history with Don Nelson. The Warriors also have great team chemistry and is a run and gun team, things that we don’t associate with Chris anymore. No matter which way you look at it. This is a bad move.

However, we shouldn’t sell, Nelson short, because he is a mad genius when it comes to basketball.

Today’s video is a response to Rudy Gay’s submissions for dunk ideas for All-Star Weekend. With “talent” like this, he can’t possibly lose!


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Rudy Gay Needs YOUR Help to Dunk.

January 28th 2008 07:52
Have you always fantasised competing in the NBA All-Star Weekend dunk contest but never had the hops? Want to be immortalised, and mentioned, in the same breath as Julius Erving, Dominique Wilkins, or Michael Jordan? Well, with Rudy Gay’s help, you
Rudy Gay dunk.
Rudy Gay flying through the sky. (AP Photo/Chuck Burton)
can leave a mark on the dunk contest next month.

The Memphis Grizzlies forward has begun an internet campaign on YouTube urging the public to submit their ideas on what dunk should be attempted by Gay, with a video demonstration from the public. Gay will judge which dunks are the best, and will use it in New Orleans. What a great idea Rudy!

"I am really excited about this unique opportunity to engage the basketball community and create some additional excitement for the Slam Dunk competition,'' Gay said in a statement. "I am looking forward to seeing what dunks are submitted and will be selecting one that is creative and will excite the crowd during the competition.'' (SI.com, 2008)

Rudy is a fantastic leaper and whatever you, Joe and Jane Public can dream up, he’ll be able to do it. This stunt from Gay is bringing the sexy back to an un-sexy event. Back in the 80s when MJ and the Human Highlight Film ruled the skies, the dunk contest was the jewel in the All-Star Weekend crown – now, it is an afterthought. However, Gay is trying to pump up (in a non-Reebok way) the event once again.

So, from Melbourne to Madrid, and everywhere else in between, get out your digital cameras, lower that rim, and let your imagination run free. Everybody get dunk-a-licious!

Today’s video is of Rudy Gay publicising his call for dunk ideas. If you’re interested in watching some of the submissions from the public you can follow this link: Click Here


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The All-Star Game starters have been announced and there was one massive surprise out west – Allen Iverson nabbed one of the starting guard positions! Well, done AI.

Boston Celtics forward, Kevin Garnett led the voting with 2,399,148. KG, participating in his
Carmelo Anthony and Allen Iverson.
'Melo and AI are two badass ballers for Denver. (Michael Martin/NBAE/Getty Images)
11th straight mid-season classic, will for the first time suit up for the Eastern Conference. Following Garnett in vote numbers is LeBron James, with first time starter Dwight Howard, Nets guard, Jason Kidd and Dwayne Wade rounding off the rest of the leading lights out east.

Wade’s participation in New Orleans follows a trend that has been evident in every All-Star Game: a player who balls for a horrendous team still gets a place as a starter. Miami are having a forgettable season, with the game a respite from the grind of constant humiliation: "It'll be the first enjoyment in a while," Wade said. "Being an All-Star, it's amazing to be there with the other great players around the league. It's a special weekend. Everyone makes you feel so special. It'll be great, and it totally takes your mind off your season." (Mahoney, AP, 2008)

Congratulations must go out to Jason Kidd too who makes his first starting appearance out east since moving to that side of America in 2001. Finally, the fans had recognised the ill skillz the man possesses.

Moving onto the Western Conference, Kobe Bryant was the leading vote getter, with the ever present Yao Ming and Tim Duncan joining the Bean, and of course the aforementioned, Allen Iverson who got the numbers after a late surge in votes, overtaking Tracy McGrady along the way. When the final update was released two weeks ago, Iverson was 80, 000 votes behind T-Mac, and ended up beating the Rockets guard by 10, 410 votes when it was all said and done.

AI will be joined in the starting line-up with fellow Denver Nugget, Carmelo Anthony, who also got the approval of the fans. This marks the first time two players from the Nuggets had been voted by the fans as starters since Alex English and Fat Lever accomplished the feat many moons ago.

Congrats to the All-Star starters. Here are the final numbers.

2008 NBA ALL-STAR BALLOTING TOP 10
OVERALL LEADING VOTE-GETTERS


1. Kevin Garnett, Bos 2,399,148

2. LeBron James, Cle 2,108,831

3. Dwight Howard, Orl 2,066,991

4. Kobe Bryant, LAL 2,004,940

5. Carmelo Anthony, Den 1,723,701

6. Tim Duncan, SA 1,712,800

7. Yao Ming, Hou 1,709,180

8. Dwayne Wade, Mia 1,608,260

9. Dirk Nowitzki, Dal 1,259,025

10. Jason Kidd, NJ 1,246,386

(Source: NBA.com)


Today's video is of Allen Iverson's 2001 All-Star Game MVP Performance.


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A combination of living my own hoop dreams today, and a 4.30am bedtime due to Lleyton Hewitt and Marcos Baghdatis’ epic tennis match has robbed this writer the will to post something substantial. So, we here at NBALOUD are entitled to publish the occasional fluff piece.

Today’s post will focus on classic commercials featuring NBA players. Ah, some wonderful gems here.

Kicking things off is a commercial for a sneaker brand with a pump on its tongue. When this certain shoe first came on the market it caused quite a stir in the playgrounds – we wanted these shoes big time.

This ad is kickass because it features basketball luminaries such as Dominique Wilkins and Danny Ainge to name a couple players popping up in this ad.



Everyone would be familiar with the ‘I want to be like, Mike’ jingo for a sports drink company. It was immensely famous and popular. We had that ad here in Australia, but this other one for the same company is new for this writer at least.

Featuring Michael Jordan and woman’s soccer icon, Mia Hamm, this commercial is cute.



The final ad for today features Shaquille O’Neal and Hakeem Olajuwon spruiking fast food. We can tell over the years that the Diesel has indulged in some unhealthy eating habits. Maybe his downfall began with this commercial?

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When B. Dizzle Met The Logo.

January 19th 2008 09:39
Baron Davis dropped it like it’s hot today against the Chicago Bulls. Golden States’ floor general matched his career high of 40 points at the United Center, on the same court where a certain Michael Jordan used to go on scoring binges.

It was a content B. Dizzle out there on court today with G-State. However, the Baron almost wasn’t going to wear a smile this season, but rather a scowl. Allow this writer to explain.

Before the season began, B. Diddy was rehabbing a shoulder injury. One could say Davis
Baron Davis.
Baron Davis does his imitation of the NBA logo. (Photo by David Sherman/NBAE via Getty Images)
had a metaphoric chip as well, rather than a literal one. Davis was taking care of his shoulder in Los Angeles when he spotted former Laker legend, and the NBA logo himself, Jerry West. Now, the two had never met before but Davis knew who the Logo was and he was star struck.

"I was nervous," Davis said. "I was real nervous. There he is, here's an opportunity to finally have a conversation with the man." (Ostler, San Francisco Chronicle, 2008)

B. Dizzle introduced himself and laid on the normal platitudes. Davis was familiar with the career of ‘Mr. Clutch’ and all his amazing accomplishments. They conversed for awhile and became extremely close in the upcoming weeks during their mutual rehabilitation workouts.

Discussions centred on life and, naturally, basketball, with Davis seeking West’s counsel, and the Laker legend obliging. Baron wanted a contract extension and was going to demand the team acquiesce to his demands, or he’d be an unhappy camper, and then walk away from Golden State after he fulfilled his obligations. Potentially killing a talented, yet fragile squad.

The Warriors superstar expected a sympathetic ear from the icon because he too, went through contractual squabbles as a player. However, the reputation of Jerry West as a mythical figure in the league didn’t come about because he was a softie. The Logo informed Davis that he thought his approach would be a bad idea, giving the youngster a lesson in basketball politics.

West told Davis he was in the perfect situation in every conceivable way, and that voicing his dissent would alienate the organisation, and soil his reputation as well.

Professional athletes are usually surrounded by ‘yes’ men and leaches, so Davis was naturally taken aback by the Logo’s advice.

"He never told me what I wanted to hear," Davis said. "He always told me what was right. It was a satisfying feeling to not hear somebody sugarcoat something. ... Sometimes when you're (famous), or you're the star player on a team, a lot of people don't want to put a dent in your ego. ... Constructive criticism for me is a must and a need. That's why I think I have been able to play so well under coach Nellie, because he's like that.

"Mr. West in the summer, it was just incredible, because not only did he tell me what was right, he gave me pointers on how to be a better leader, how to be a better player, everything from making moves to just talking about the game." (Ostler, San Francisco Chronicle, 2008)

What has become of B. Diddy and the Warriors since last summer? The team is playing cohesive and jaw dropping basketball, while Davis should be the first All-Star for the franchise in 11 years.

Today’s video is of B. Dizzle. Aight!


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Gilbert Arenas is arguably the most accessible player in the NBA. He loves his fans and is a people person. For all his eccentricities and proclamations, he would be the most relatable player in the league. He is insecure about his place in the pro-hoops world, sometimes feeling
Gilbert Arenas as Agent Zero.
I wonder if Gilbert gets emo on his MySpace page? (Nathaniel S. Butler/NBAE)
like he doesn’t belong. Agent Zero is both infuriating and endearing.

Arenas could easily be your best friend. In fact becoming Hibachi’s mate is easier than you may think. Just contact him on his MySpace page! Ask Washington D.C. high school student, Garrett Scanlon if you don’t believe me.

Scanlon and Arenas met in 2006 when the high school student heard about Gil’s Black President MySpace page. Seeing the pics of his kids and friends, Garrett took a shot in the dark and thought it might be the craziest cat in the Association.

Creating his own MySpace page, Garrett contacted the Washington Wizard All-Star, with the player reciprocating. Naturally, the teenager still didn’t believe that the person he was corresponding with was Hibachi, asking if they could perhaps meet in person. Sure, was the response.

During his summer workouts at the Wizards facility, Arenas instructed Garrett to meet him at the Verizon Center, go to the security office and ask for Gil. Garrett did as was instructed, still thinking it was a put on. Upon arriving at the offices, security weren’t informed, thus, not letting the teenager through.

"They didn't believe me," he said. "The people at security had no idea. I was kind of weirded out." (Steinberg, Washington Post, 2008)

Going back home and unsuccessful in his attempts to meet Arenas, Scanlon contacted the player and told him what had happened. Agent Zero assured him he’d get things straightened out. Sure enough, two days later when Garrett went back, he was escorted inside by the same security personnel that shut him out two days earlier. They played video games and hung out, with Arenas giving the youngster his jersey and new Adidas’ kicks that weren’t even released to the public yet.

Gil also managed to hook his new friend up as a Wizards ball boy, and is now assisting him with his rehabilitation efforts.

So, there you have it. That chick that you have been communicating with that says she is Jessica Alba might really be the foxy actress.

Today’s video shows Agent Zero at his zany best.


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It’s been a long day at the Australian Open for this writer, and the
Dirk Nowitzki.
Dirk didn't disappoint this young fan. (Photo by Layne Murdoch/NBAE via Getty Images)
exhaustion being felt at this moment is incomprehensible. However, NBALOUD got to witness Serena Williams strut her stuff, Justine Henin and her beautiful tennis strokes, and the great British hope, Andy Murray make an ignominious exit from one of the major tournaments for tennis. All in all, it was a great day.

However, this space is reserved for basketball and that is what you shall get. Although this writer is typing with half closed eyes, the dedication that NBALOUD has for you dear readers is without peer.

We’ve all had people that we have worshipped from afar, wondering what they would be like if our paths would cross sometime in the future. In envisioning a meeting with said hero, we inevitably put forward a golden hue because, hey, they’re our heroes. They won’t disappoint.

Sadly, sometimes we’re better off not meeting the people we admire because they inevitably disappoint. It’s hard to fathom but the famous are also people, with all too human foibles. You do get the hero who exceeds our expectations, but you also get the jerks.

Players in the NBA also have people they admire, with Dirk Nowitzki being no exception.

Anyone who has ever watched the Punk’d episode where Dirk Digger was the one copping egg on his face would have seen a gracious and accommodating guy. The general consensus of those who have encountered the Big Sauerkraut is that he is a down to earth cat, with a sharp wit.

Today’s video is of a European documentary that pits two totally different, yet successful, individuals in their own fields for a night of dinner and discussion. So, what does this doco have to do with hero-worship? Well, Dirk had always idolised Scottie Pippen, but upon meeting the legendary Chicago Bull had a changed his view about the man. Watch the clip for Dirk’s description of Pip because it is priceless, whilst pulling no punches.


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Chris Bosh monster dunk.
Come on, let's get Chris Bosh to New Orleans! (Photo by Ron Turenne/NBAE via Getty Images)


We all love viral videos. Why do you think YouTube is so popular? Some are good, most are bad, but some are so rancid that it’s actually good. That is where the Toronto Raptors, Chris Bosh comes in. With Kevin Garnett out in the Eastern Conference, the forward positions has become that much harder to lock with LeBron James owning one of the spots for at least the next decade.

Bosh is a fantastic player, but realising that he needed a lift in the voting process created an amusing video that displays his