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NBA Loud - by Rick Gillispie

NBA Loud - August 2007

It wouldn’t be a stretch to suggest that when Yi Jianlian was drafted by the Milwaukee Bucks with the sixth pick, that we would never see him playing his basketball there. In fact, the odds of Yi suiting up for the Bucks were so remote, that a safer bet would have been Tupac and Elvis coming back from the dead to perform a duet together. That’s how bad it got.

The initial signs weren’t encouraging, with the Yi and Chinese camps making noises that hell would freeze over before we’d see him in Milwaukee. Well, that’s if the Chinese Communists actually believed in hell.


Herb Kohl, the owner of the Bucks, begged and prodded for Yi to visit the town and just give his city and team a chance. ‘No, dice’ was the answer.

So, the most curious draft prospect was left in limbo and the rest of the basketball loving public continued to wonder what would be of Yi.

Then, a funny thing happened. Jianlian’s camp asked if Kohl would fly over to Hong Kong to meet his young prospect, with the Bucks owner catching the first available flight to China. It was a modest gesture, but one that showed to the player and his minders that the Bucks had his best interests at heart.

Chen Haitao, the owner of Yi’s Chinese team, the Guandong Tigers, was the one that made the request for Kohl to come to China and was suitably impressed: “They were very appreciative of the efforts we made to come here," Kohl said. "To get on a plane and come halfway across the world ... that indicates our commitment to Yi.” (Deveney, Sporting News, 2007)

It had been roughly 60 days when the Bucks threw a spanner in the works on draft night by going against all expectations and acquiring the rights of Yi. The Chinese government, and Yi’s agent, all wanted their man play in a city that either had a big Asian-American population,
Yi Jianlian.
Yi Jianlian is smiling all the way to the bank! (AP Photo/Matt Sayles)
or was just a big city overall. In fact, Yi’s camp was so intent that Milwaukee wouldn’t be a destination that they did everything in their power to deny the Bucks a chance to get a look at Jianlian.


However, anyone who has ever chased someone in trying to acquire their affections would be familiar with the fact that the more one gets rebuffed, the more we desire said, person. If the Bucks organisation took on human form, there might be charges of stalking being thrown their way!

But there is a happy ending for all involved, with Yi quickly signing a standard form rookie contract, while the Bucks made the right noises.

What does this mean now for both parties? Well, we can safely assume that the promise of significant playing time was on the table in ensuring Jianlian’s signature.

Yi’s holdout has worked out for him in guaranteeing him significant minutes, but the Bucks frontcourt is loaded with a young nucleus, and you can bet that Charlie Villanueva won’t be giving up his power forward spot that easily.

On the flipside, the Chinese want Yi to develop quickly, so he can help out with national team duties, and he won’t be getting experience by getting splinters on his ass from sitting on the bench. Representing China is the pinnacle for athletes hailing from that nation, especially with the Olympics in Beijing next year.

The final word should go to the man of the moment, who isn’t under any illusions that things will be easy in the NBA: “Today's agreement means I finally, formally enter the door of the NBA…This will be a great challenge for me. I know I will have a lot of opportunities, but also a lot of difficulties. But I'll do my best.” (Fly, AP, 2007)

Today’s video is a highlights package of Yi Jianlian against NBA opposition. Albeit, summer league ‘players’.


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NBA Draft Grades: 1988

August 29th 2007 08:11
1 LA Clippers: Danny Manning, f. A
The Clippers did the right thing in this draft, taking the best prospect, but Manning then injured his knee.

2 Indiana: Rik Smits, c. A
Nothing wrong with going with the biggest center in the draft. It took a while for him to produce, and he had to overcome various injuries too, but Smits did eventually lead the Pacers into the finals.

3 LA Clippers: Charles Smith, f/c. B
The player most talked about when it comes to missing shots close to the basket in important games. The 76ers picked Smith in this draft and traded him to the Clippers.

4 New Jersey: Chris Morris, sf. B
He is typical of a lot of the players they had on their roster then, he had great potential but wasn't a very good team-player.

5 Golden State: Mitch Richmond, sg. A
At this time they only had the "C" for Run-TMC, so by drafting Mitch they added the second piece of an exciting trio that would be completed when they drafted Tim.

6 Philadelphia: Hersey Hawkins, sg. B plus
The 76ers received a future pick as well as the rights to Hawkins as they traded Charles Smith to the Clippers. Philadelphia probably won the trade, as Hawkins was a very effective outside shooter for them.

7 Phoenix: Tim Perry, pf. C
He didn't really do a lot in his career, but for Phoenix he did it at the right time. He was considered a bust but then put together a season of solid rebounding and defense, just when the 76ers were looking to trade Barkley. Along with Hornacek and Lang, Perry was traded for Sir Charles, and when Perry got to Philadelphia he didn't produce.

8 Charlotte: Rex Chapman, sg. B
This was the first pick that the Hornets ever made. He did provide some highlights but wasn't the right choice in the long term.

9 Miami: Rony Seikaly, c. B plus
The Heat decided to find a big center to build their new franchise around. It was a good move, Seikaly was one of the better centers in the East when he was with Miami.

10 San Antonio: Willie Anderson, g/f. B
A very good choice by the Spurs, although injuries did reduce his effectiveness so he wasn't around when they were in the NBA finals.

11 Chicago: Will Perdue, c. B
Perdue provided a huge body and plenty of fouls off the bench. The Bulls didn't get many points from Perdue, although they did add a rebounder to their team when they traded Perdue for Dennis Rodman.

12 Washington: Harvey Grant, f. B plus
Just a bit shorter than his brother, so a little bit less effective on defense and rebounding. Harvey sometimes did produce a few more points than Horace.

13 Milwaukee: Jeff Grayer, g. C plus
The Bucks used to play a lot of versatile players, like Pressey and Pierce, so Grayer was a good fit for that.

14 Phoenix: Dan Majerle, g/f. A
He was not considered a great prospect at the time, and initially there wasn't a lot of playing time for him as the Suns had some other good small forwards. But eventually he got minutes and the "Thunder Dan" years were on, with Majerle not only sinking a lot of 3-pointers but often doing it several steps behind the arc.

15 LA Clippers: Gary Grant, g. C plus
Seattle took Grant and sent him and a pick to the Clippers for Michael Cage. Seattle got the better of that deal, with a lot of rebounds and toughness from Cage. Grant was solid for the Clippers but was more suited to a role off the bench.

16 Houston: Derrick Chievous, sg. D plus
They wouldn't miss Chievous in later years due to acquiring another shooting guard, who went in this draft at pick 47.

17 Utah: Eric Leckner, c. C
He was probably drafted as a potential successor to big Mark Eaton. The plan changed a couple of years later when the Jazz used Leckner as a part of a big package that was sent to the Kings, and sharp-shooter Jeff Malone moved to the Jazz in the multi-team trade.

18 Sacramento: Ricky Berry, sf. D
It was not a good choice by the Kings.

19 New York: Rod Strickland, pg. B plus
In some ways it was a terrible pick, as the Knicks already had Mark Jackson at point guard who had won the Rookie Of The Year award a year earlier. So two young point guards was not going to work. But the Knicks did find a star player late in the first round so that was something they deserve credit for.

20 Miami: Kevin Edwards, sg. B
The Heat went with a big star center with their first choice and then added a complimentary scorer here. Edwards was probably best suited to a role off the bench but he was solid as a starter when needed.

21 Portland: Mark Bryant, pf. C
He provided some depth in the paint for Portland, and the other NBA teams he played for. A useful pick at the end of the first round.

22 Cleveland: Randolph Keys, g/f. C
Not a great choice by the Cavs, at this time they were putting together a future contender but they would fall short due to their weakness at small forward and shooting guard, which was the position that the Bulls, their big rivals then, were best at.

23 Denver: Jerome Lane, pf. C
He could only do one thing, rebound the ball, but he was very good at it.

24 Boston: Brian Shaw, g. B plus
He had an interesting career, it started off well in Boston but then he decided to quit and play in Europe, a very strange decision. He returned to the NBA and bounced around several teams before playing a part in the Lakers' wins.

25 LA Lakers: David Rivers, pg. D plus
Their point guard at the time was magical in the way he played, so Rivers was in a tough spot in regards to playing time.



26 Portland: Rolando Ferreira, c. D
He opened a path to the NBA and college basketball from Brazil, for players like Nene to follow. Ferreira didn't have a long NBA career.

27 San Antonio: Shelton Jones, f. F
The Spurs only kept him for a few games, not a good pick by the Spurs as plenty of future stars were still available in the draft.

28 Phoenix: Andrew Lang, c. A
Another wise choice for Phoenix, as he was a large piece of the package that they used to acquire Sir Charles a few years later. Lang could block shots, and rebound a bit, but scoring was not a strength of his.

29 Sacramento: Vinny Del Negro, g. B
A good choice by the Kings, he brought size and shooting to the point guard spot. His best years would be with the Spurs.

30 Detroit: Fennis Dembo, f. D plus
His biggest achievement might have been getting included as one of Detroit's players on the Lakers Vs Celtics computer game. Although his playing time on that was often just as low as it was for him in the NBA.

31 Philadelphia: Everette Stephens, g. D
In one way he didn't help them, as he wasn't an important player, but they were able to trade him for Ron Anderson who provided a lot of production at small forward for the 76ers.

32 New Jersey: Charles Shackleford, f/c. C
He had a good hairstyle, his game was less impressive. He also played with another Charles, when he joined the 76ers for a few seasons.

33 Miami: Grant Long, pf. B plus
The Heat didn't just add one starter for their frontline in this draft but two, Long joined Seikely in the paint for Miami.

34 Charlotte: Tom Tolbert, f. C
He is a lot more famous now than he was as a player, as a player he was more likely to be infamous.

35 Miami: Sylvester Gray, f. D plus
It is always more likely that a second round pick will make the roster of an expansion team than one of the other teams choosing late in the draft, Gray stayed with the Heat for their first season in the NBA.

36 Washington: Ledell Eackles, sg. C plus
It was often thought that he wasn't athletic enough, but Eackles stuck around for a few years and there were times when he was a good scorer for the Bullets.

37 New York: Greg Butler, c. D
If a center scored for the Knicks it was more likely it was Ewing who did it and not the Butler.

38 Phoenix: Dean Garrett, c. B plus
He spent a long time in international leagues before appearing in the NBA.

39 Milwaukee: Tito Horford, f/c. C
He is now known as "Al Horford's father".

40 Miami: Orlando Graham, f. F
If only he was in the next year's draft, when the Magic joined the league, it could have been Orlando going to Orlando.

41 Golden State: Keith Smart, g. D plus
His college career is more talked about than his NBA one. He has now made the transition to coaching.

42 Utah: Jeff Moe, sg. D plus
Utah would eventually add a "Jeff" at shooting guard, Malone. Moe didn't make the team.

43 Denver: Todd Mitchell, f. D
The Nuggets didn't have a spot for Mitchell.

44 Atlanta: Anthony Taylor, g. D
Taylor played a few games in the NBA, with Miami as they went through a lot of players in their first year.

45 LA Clippers: Tom Garrick, g. D plus
It was a solid pick by the Clippers, Garrick was on their roster for a few years, contributing off the bench.

46 Dallas: Morlon Wiley, pg. C plus
Wiley was a dependable backup point guard for several NBA teams, he wasn't a flashy player but he got the ball to the right players.

47 Denver: Vernon Maxwell, sg. A
A streak shooter, who also had a bit of a nasty streak too. Maxwell was an important player when he joined the Rockets and provided outside shooting around Hakeem.

48 Detroit: Micheal Williams, pg. B plus
The Pistons did find someone who could have helped Thomas and Dumars in the later part of their careers but the Pistons didn't really know it then. Williams was great for steals and never missed free throws.

49 Dallas: Jose Vargas, pf. D
There would be a great center out of LSU a few years after this draft, Vargas was a long way off being even a good center.

50 Phoenix: Steve Kerr, g. A plus
The Suns again show that they can find steals late in the NBA draft. Kerr would get noticed when he played for the Cavs and would later become a champion with the Bulls, a team that was a perfect fit for his outside shooting. Kerr also won with the Spurs.


Late Round Steals

53 Portland: Anthony Mason, f. A plus
He would play in a bunch of different basketball leagues before he won a spot on the Knicks. Strong enough to defend centers, he could also handle the ball.

54 Atlanta: Jorge Gonzales, c. D plus
He was a giant center in Argentina, and he would become famous as Giant Gonzalez in the WWF.

64 Cleveland: Winston Bennett, f. C plus
The Cavs often had a hole at small forward, they used a few picks to try to address that but didn't find a real starter. Bennett was a third round choice and played a lot more for the Cavs than some of their much higher draft picks.


NBA Draft Grades: 1989


Smits was big, here Smits is playing against the shorter Shaq.(Picture from Ezra O. Shaw/Allsport)
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The NBA teams out West have been the home to a lot of big stars. In this look at All-Time lineups, there are some big combinations in the paint for quite a few teams.

The Rockets have been very lucky, they did not only acquire Moses Malone but when they won the top pick there was always a star center available, like Yao and Hakeem. The Lakers have also been successful in acquiring the star centers, trading for players like Kareem and Shaq, who not only moved there to win titles but also to appear in movies.

Walton, Sikma, Duncan and The Admiral together in San Antonio, the West was often the best because they had the big centers.


Southwest


Dallas Mavericks

F - Michael Finley
F - Dirk Nowitzki
C - Herb Williams
G - Derek Harper
G - Rolando Blackman

6th Man
Steve Nash


Houston Rockets

F - Rudy Tomjanovich
F - Moses Malone
C - Hakeem Olujuwon
G - Kenny Smith
G - Clyde Drexler

6th Man
Yao Ming


Memphis Grizzlies

F - Shareef Abdur-Rahim
F - Pau Gasol
C - Bryant Reeves
G - Jason Williams
G - Mike Miller

6th Man
Mike Bibby


New Orleans Hornets

F - Glen Rice
F - Larry Johnson
C - Alonzo Mourning
G - Chris Paul
G - Kendall Gill

6th Man
Muggsy Bogues


San Antonio Spurs

F - George Gervin
F - Tim Duncan
C - David Robinson
G - Tony Parker
G - Manu Ginobili

6th Man
Sean Elliott



Northwest


Denver Nuggets

F - Alex English
F - Dan Issel
C - Dikembe Mutombo
G - Michael Adams
G - David Thompson

6th Man
Carmelo Anthony


Minnesota Timberwolves

F - Wally Szczerbiak
F - Kevin Garnett
C - Rasho Nesterovic
G - Stephon Marbury
G - Doug West

6th Man
Sam Cassell


Portland Trail Blazers

F - Jerome Kersey
F - Mychal Thompson
C - Bill Walton
G - Terry Porter
G - Clyde Drexler

6th Man
Jim Paxson


Seattle SuperSonics

F - Detlef Schrempf
F - Shawn Kemp
C - Jack Sikma
G - Gary Payton
G - Dale Ellis

6th Man
Tom Chambers


Utah Jazz

F - Adrian Dantley
F - Karl Malone
C - Mark Eaton
G - John Stockton
G - Pete Maravich

6th Man
Jeff Hornacek



Pacific


Golden State Warriors

F - Chris Mullin
F - Paul Arizin
C - Wilt Chamberlain
G - Guy Rodgers
G - Rick Barry

6th Man
Tim Hardaway


Los Angeles Clippers

F - Danny Manning
F - Elton Brand
C - Bob McAdoo
G - Randy Smith
G - Ron Harper

6th Man
Corey Maggette


Los Angeles Lakers

F - Elgin Baylor
F - Shaquille O'Neal
C - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
G - Earvin Johnson
G - Jerry West

6th Man
James Worthy


Phoenix Suns

F - Walter Davis
F - Charles Barkley
C - Alvan Adams
G - Steve Nash
G - Paul Westphal

6th Man
Kevin Johnson


Sacramento Kings

F - Peja Stojakovic
F - Chris Webber
C - Jerry Lucas
G - Nate Archibald
G - Oscar Robertson

6th Man
Mike Bibby


All-Time NBA Starting Lineups - The Southeast Teams


John Stockton wasn't tall, but there was no player bigger than him in importance to the Jazz.(Picture from espn.com)


Mark Eaton of the Jazz was definitely tall, he guarded the basket like few other players could.(Picture from nba.com)
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Dwight Howard is the Future.

August 28th 2007 09:45
Let’s face it, Shaquille O’Neal has been the undisputed big man par excellence for the past decade or so. Anyone else who is willing to argue otherwise deserves a smack in the mouth. No, matter what your thoughts are about Shaq Daddy, you can’t deny that he has been the dominant big fella.

We can sit here and lay all sorts of plaudits for O’Neal, but no one can escape their mortality, even if they do wear a Superman tattoo on their arm.

With Shaq coming, and rapidly going, who is going to take the mantle of being the best big man from 2007 and beyond? Does the name of Dwight Howard ring any bells?

The young pivot for the Orlando Magic has now set the standard for centres in the Association, so let’s get his entry going shall we?

Date of Birth: 8th December, 1985.
Height: 6’11” (211cm)
Draft: 2004, Orlando Magic (1st overall)
Average Points per Game: 15.1
Average Rebounds per Game: 11.6
Average Blocks per Game: 1.6
Honours: NBA All-Star (2007), All-NBA Third Team (2007), All-NBA Rookie First Team (2005).
Dwight Howard.
If Dwight Howard wants the ball, you better get out of his way. (Image from nba.com)


When we’re talking about the future of the NBA look no further than Dwight Howard. D-Ho was such a phenomenon in high school that he decided to forgo university and take the route of LeBron James et al. in declaring eligibility for the draft. He was really that good.

Upon entering the draft, Howard emerged as a player that was so young and kickass that you couldn’t ignore the talent that was in front of you. Want some record breaking performances to illustrate how good Dwight was? Fine, you got it dude.

How ‘bout some of these statistics to whet your appetite: The youngest player in NBA history to average a double-double, at 12 points and 10 rebounds per game. Oh, still not impressed. Youngest player to ever snatch 20 boards in a game, all the while becoming the first straight out of high school player to start all 82 season regular games. That is impressive stuff.

Howard continued on with his excellent play in his second season when he became the youngest player in league history to score at least 20 points, and grab at least 20 boards in a game, against the Charlotte Bobcats. We’re talking about one hardcore dude here.

Perhaps the biggest bow that we can wrap around the gift known as Dwight Howard is the fact that he was selected to Team USA during the World Championships in 2006. Although the USA came away with a bronze, it is no small feat that a player such as Howard would achieve such an accolade.

Dwight Howard is not only big, but he is quick and agile, whilst holding fort as the future of the NBA. Orlando may have made a massive error in judgement when they gave away the original dominant big man in Shaq. You can bet your sweet ass that they won’t make the same mistake with Dwight Howard.

Today’s video is of young Dwight Howard strutting his stuff. The future of the NBA right here!


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Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: Simply the Best.

August 27th 2007 12:44
Shout it out loud: “The champ is here!” Because, today we’re profiling
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar sky-hook.
Kareem's sky-hook is perhaps the most unstoppable move in the history of basketball. (Image from espn.com)
none other than, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar!

When, Kareem, finally retired from the game of basketball in 1989 at the age of 42, no other baller that had ever played the game before accumulated so many records – points, blocked shots, MVP awards, All-Star games and seasons. Jabbar climbed the mountain and reached the peak that eluded every other basketball player to ever step on court. Quite simply speaking, he was the man.

Before we move onto the nitty gritty details about Kareem, how about we get the fundamental information over and done with?

Date of Birth: 16th April, 1947.
Height: 7’2”
College: UCLA
Draft: 1969, Milwaukee Bucks (1st overall)
Average Points per Game: 24.6
Average Rebounds per Game: 11.2
Average Assists per Game: 3.6
Average Blocks per Game: 2.57
Honours: Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame (1995); NBA champion (1971, '80, '82, '85, '87, '88); NBA MVP (1971, '72, '74, '76, '77, '80); 10-time All-NBA First Team; Five-time All-NBA Second Team; Five-time All-Defensive First Team; Six-time
All-Defensive Second Team; 19-time All-Star; One
of the 50 Greatest Players in NBA History (1996).

Kareem’s individual and team records stand as a testament to the greatness of the man, and how much he kicked ass on the basketball court. No, other baller had accomplished as much and it is very likely that no player ever will. Abdul-Jabbar is an untouchable in every sense of the word.

The signature move of Kareem was the ‘sky-hook’ and although he labelled it as ‘unsexy’ himself, the shot was so effective, and devastating that there was no defence available to stop him from scoring. Once the hook was set, the defender was dead.

During his final decade in the NBA, Pat Riley, who was his last coach summed it all up in a Sports Illustrated piece that was as succinct and as accurate as you could get when talking about Kareem: “Why judge anymore? When a man has broken records, won championships, endured tremendous criticism and responsibility, why judge? Let's toast him as the greatest player ever.” (NBA.com)

Why indeed.

Born in Harlem as Lew Alcindor, and as an only child, Lew would dominate the New York high school basketball scene, whilst laying the foundations for a legendary basketball career.

Moving onto college, Alcindor would continue his formidable form at the next level, netting every available award that could be given.

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Bruce Lee.
Kareem and Bruce in Game of Death. (Image from wikipedia)
Next it was the NBA.

Milwaukee selected Lew as the first overall pick, and it proved to be a no-brainer with the rookie coming second in scoring and third in rebounding on his way to easily winning the Rookie of the Year honours.

It was his second year when Alcindor really flourished, with the drafting of Oscar Robertson, Milwaukee, ended up recording the best record in the league, including a stretch where the team was unbeaten for 20 straight games. Lew ended up winning the MVP award, scoring title and most importantly gained an NBA championship.

Before the 1971-72 season Alcindor converted to Islam where he changed his name to Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, which means “noble, powerful servant”. A truer label could not be more befitting to such a great basketball player.

Abdul-Jabbar would continue to steamroll the NBA winning scoring titles and MVP awards at will. In fact his early years were so impressive that Kareem won three MVP awards in his first five years.

Despite all of the success Kareem had in Milwaukee, he was unhappy that people didn’t share his religious and cultural beliefs, thus, he requested a trade to either New York or Los Angeles, and to the Bucks franchise credit, they complied, trading an all-time great to the Lakers.

Success would continue on with his time at the Lakers, winning more scoring titles and MVP awards, but the holy grail of an NBA title eluded Kareem despite many impressive seasons. It wasn’t until a certain player by the name of Earvin ‘Magic’ Johnson came onto the scene that Kareem would taste NBA championship glory once again.

The Lakers were so dominant in the 80s with their ‘Showtime’ brand of basketball that Abdul-Jabbar would win a further five more titles before he called it a day.

Perhaps we should leave the final word to Magic Johnson who described Kareem as follows: “He's the most beautiful athlete in sports.” (NBA.com) Word!

Enjoy today’s video that displays the true mastery of Kareem to full effect.



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The newest basketball playing icon in The Great White North is Chris Bosh, who has erased all memory that a baller named Vince Carter used to rock the rim in Toronto. Many Ontarians would ask: ‘Vince who?’ Then spit on the ground after asking said question.

After the defection of the player who-we-dare-not-speak-his-name in Toronto, basketball in Canada was in the doldrums. Enter Chris Bosh, the fourth overall pick in that dream draft, in the year of 2003!

Date of Birth: 24th March, 1984.
Height: 6’ 10” (208cm)
College: Georgia Tech
Draft: 2003 (4th overall)
Average Points per Game: 22.6
Average Rebounds per Game: 10.7
Average Blocks per Game: 1.3

After playing one electric season with Georgia Tech, Bosh declared himself eligible for the NBA Draft in the same year that players by the name of LeBron, ‘Melo and D-Wade decided to make their entries into the Association.

Unheralded at first, Bosh didn’t take long to establish himself as a formidable presence in the
Chris Bosh.
Chris Bosh is a straight up basketball pimp! (Image from nba.com)
Raptor line-up by playing out of position in the pivot. Well, not only playing, but excelling.

As a rookie Bosh was averaging 11.5 points and a very impressive 7.4 rebounds, making himself the only weapon in a very crap Raptor team. In fact, CB4 was such a monster on the glass, that he set a franchise record for most rebounds in a season for a rookie at 557.

People could see that big things were about to happen with Chris and the steady improvements he made with each passing year was impossible to miss, culminating in an All-Star and playoff appearance with the season that just passed.

Bosh has also been a multiple selection for Team USA and has won bronze medals in both World Championships and Olympic games. Yes, we may expect more from the U-S-A when it comes to basketball, but the international game has caught up, and this still is no small feat.

The signs were there from the outset that CB4 was a unique talent, even before his rookie season. Here was a man in his high school days setting all sorts of basketball records as a basketball player, which was to be expected, but Bosh also was an excellent student as well making the national honour roll, whilst taking up a membership with both the National Society of Black Engineers and the Dallas Association of Minority Engineers.

But, wait, there’s more – he has also established the Chris Bosh Foundation that assists in the promotion of social enrichment, physical and educational well being amongst young people in both Dallas and Toronto. The foundation has worked closely with the Toronto Special Olympics, and Chris being the avid academic, is always around preaching the importance of reading to youngsters.

Chris Bosh, dare we say it, is more than meets the eye!

Want a greater insight in regards to Chris Bosh? Check out the video, buster!



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NBALOUD has resisted for a few days penning a post about the death of former NBA player Eddie Griffin and the horrible way that he died. Why should we? Both the basketball blogsphere and news services would have addressed the issue far better than this writer ever could.

Yes, Griffin’s death was tragic in the manner that he passed away. And, yes, the death of a living, breathing entity is always cause for sadness. But how am I able to encapsulate what his life meant? Because I only knew of Eddie Griffin in a peripheral sense – namely I knew of him.

By all reported accounts Griffin was a person with many demons that included, alcohol and drug problems, while displaying many bouts of violence towards teammates, girlfriends and strangers.

In J.A. Adande’s excellent article in ESPN.com he writes eloquently in regards to how star basketball players are coddled and kept from socialising adequately in a real world environment. We, as a society hold our athletes in far too high of a regard and that they get too much of a free pass from accountability.

Talented youngsters who are seen to be so exceptionally skilled and are seen to be can’t miss prospects, like Eddie Griffin, are never bought to task for misdeeds and transgressions, whilst having multiple chances that isn’t available to a normal person.

The litany of troubles and charges over the years speaks volumes about a man that is a disturbed soul – assaults, suspension for violating NBA substance abuse policies, alcoholism,
Eddie Griffin
RIP Eddie Griffin 1982-2007. (AP Photo/Ann Heisenfelt)
and once being involved in a car crash because he was watching a porn movie whilst driving and masturbating at the same time.

At the time it may have seen as a funny story to relay to family, friends and acquaintances, but with hindsight, it’s a warning sign in regards to a man that may have been already lost to the world.

Why such a fuss over Griffin? Talent. Coming out of high school he was the most highly touted player in his class, and in Seton Hall he was an extraordinarily gifted player. The tantalising basketball skills were there for the whole world to see, and with that his demons were excused, until he ran out of chances.

Coming out of the 2001 Draft, Griffin was picked by the New Jersey Nets as the seventh overall choice. Want an illustration as to how much talent he seemingly possessed? Houston was so desperate for Eddie that they traded the rights to Jason Collins, Brandon Armstrong and Richard Jefferson for the chance to have Griffin on their team. RJ and Collins are two very good players, so there is no doubting how highly regarded Eddie was.

Teams, individuals and players thought they could save Eddie from himself, but sometimes tortured souls can never be resurrected.

One team GM in 2001 remarked to Yahoo! basketball writer, Adrian Wojnarowski, that the basketball court seemed to be the last place that Eddie Griffin wanted to be (Wojnarowski, Yahoo! Sports, 2007).

Griffin’s last NBA team was the Minnesota Timberwolves, with the president of the team, Kevin McHale making Eddie his personal project. McHale thought that by putting Griffin’s locker next to Kevin Garnett’s, he would be able to tap into his immense basketball potential, but it was to little avail. Eventually the T-Wolves gave up on him as well, just like New Jersey and Houston before that.

Finally, it appears that Griffin gave up on himself when he drove his SUV through boom gates and railroad warning signs, crashing his vehicle into a freight train in Houston. The accident was so bad, and Griffin’s body so burnt out, that it took dental records to identify him.

What a sad manner to end ones life.
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Happy Birthday Kobe Bryant! The Laker superstar and USA virgin funnily enough helped beat the team from the U.S. Virgin Islands. Also, this will probably be one of the few times that the words, ‘Kobe Bryant’ and ‘virgin’ would apply in the same sentence.

Celebrating his 29th birthday in style, Kobe, and Team USA annihilated the Virgin Island team, 123-59. This wasn’t so much as a basketball game but rather a virginal sacrifice. In fact just on the result alone we can assume that the USA appeased their gods by doing away with some virgins from a whole island, no less.

Michael Redd was the man, with the plan, today for the U.S. when he came on court after Bryant got into foul trouble. Replacing ‘the Bean’ early in the first quarter, Reddman hit a flurry of 3-point baskets that pretty much killed off any hopes that a whole bunch of virgins would slay some basketball super-studs.

When Michael came on, it was Redd alert time, with the Reddman scoring a very quick fire 13 points. It was all over, Redd rover in the first quarter!

Carmelo Anthony also crashed the Bean’s birthday scoring 22 points, while once again proving his international credentials. In fact, ‘Melo has been the most reliable player for Team America and once again displayed his wares.

Bryant became a captain obvious when he uttered the following statement in regards to his
Kobe Bryant dunk for Team USA.
Kobe Bryant had his cake and ate it too for his 29th birthday. (Photo by Nathaniel S. Butler/NBAE via Getty Images)
team: “We have so many weapons, we have so many threats, and it just makes our job that much easier," Bryant said. "You just have to come in and plug in the holes when you're called upon, step in and do your job.” (AP, 2007)

Yes, when the U.S. plays a bunch of minnows from a cluster of islands, the result wouldn’t be too glorious for the underdogs. In fact we can say that this game was about as memorable as your first time doing ‘it’. The virgin would remember it, but wouldn’t necessarily enjoy it, which is the emotion the Virgin Island players were probably feeling.

Tim Duncan is also from the Virgin Islands, but unfortunately for all involved in today’s game, is ineligible to play for them because he has represented the USA before. This is a major bummer because how cool would it have been to see Timmy play in this match? We probably would have seen the first quadruple team defence ever employed internationally!

This game was nothing more than a giggle fest, with the experienced men from Team USA taking full advantage of a bunch of virgins.

Today’s video is of Team USA’s first game against Venezuela. This was also a beat down, but plenty of highlights though.


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NBA Draft Grades: 1989

August 22nd 2007 09:27
1 Sacramento: Pervis Ellison, f/c. B
He had a few injuries in college but the Kings thought he was still worth the top pick, that was until they had him a year and then traded him to Washington for more draft picks. He did improve with the Bullets, but was still getting injured a lot. At least he had a good nickname, "Never Nervous Pervis".

2 LA Clippers: Danny Ferry, f. C
The Clippers drafted him and then Ferry ran off to Italy. Luckily for the Clippers, the Cavs were happy to send Ron Harper and some draft picks to the Clippers for Ferry. Ferry then spent a long time on the bench with Cleveland as they had Larry Nance at power forward. Ferry did develop a great outside shot, and at the end of his career he used that to keep teams away from Tim Duncan.

3 San Antonio: Sean Elliott, sf. A plus
The perfect complimentary star to a big center. Elliott was a great player for the Spurs, although there was the time when they traded him to Detroit but then they brought him back.

4 Miami: Glen Rice, sf. A plus
One of the best ever shooters in the NBA. Miami were great drafters in their early years, especially when compared to the other three expansion teams of the time.

5 Charlotte: JR Reid, f/c. C
The Hornets went local with this pick to please the fans, but maybe they would have been more pleased to see Timmy Hardaway or another star on the team instead.

6 Chicago: Stacey King, f/c. C plus
He won a bunch of titles with the Bulls, but except for that run in game 6 against Portland he didn't really help the team. Although one way he did help the team was when Minnesota took him in a trade for Longley, King didn't have the real center size that Longley did.

7 Indiana: George McCloud, sf. C
He was drafted as a tall point guard, that never happened with the Pacers, and a few seasons went by until he found his way to Dallas. With the Mavs, McCloud was reinvented into a small forward who was deadly from outside the arc.

8 Dallas: Randy White, pf. F
The definition of draft bust is shown here. White was supposed to be another Karl Malone at power forward, and the Mavs needed an inside scorer to compliment Harper and Blackman, but White didn't produce.

9 Washington: Tom Hammonds, pf. D plus
A lottery pick but his career was spent being the last guy on the bench. He was good at that role for Denver and Minnesota. Washington were also able to trade him for Rex Chapman, although that was only because Charlotte wanted to give away Chapman for salary reasons.

10 Minnesota: Pooh Richardson, pg. B
The first pick by the expansion franchise, they probably should have gone with someone with a better first name. His real name was "Jerome". Richardson was a solid point guard for them and would be traded for Chuck Person and Michael Williams, Richardson then sort of disappeared from the NBA.

11 Orlando: Nick Anderson, g/f. B plus
The Magic started off their franchise by selecting Anderson, and he provided plenty of points. He is remembered for missing some easy points, at the free throw line in the finals.

12 New Jersey: Mookie Blaylock, pg. A
This was a good pick by the Nets, which is something they don't do very often. Blaylock was a great defender and a solid passer.

13 Boston: Michael Smith, f. D plus
He could hit a shot but couldn't do much more than that. They needed to find help for their veteran forwards and this wasn't it.

14 Golden State: Tim Hardaway, pg. A plus
Probably the player that was the most fun to watch from this draft, Hardaway was a great pick by the Warriors. For his size, he had a lot of post moves to score inside. His outside shot was solid while his drive to the basket was often unstoppable.

15 Denver: Todd Lichti, sg. C
A good shooting guard prospect but he kept injuring his knees.

16 Seattle: Dana Barros, pg. B plus
He was little but he could shoot. With Seattle he was just an outside shooting specialist, he handled the ball a bit more with the 76ers and Celtics. Barros would have been perfect for a team that had a big center like Shaq or Olajuwon but he never found his way to one of those teams.

17 Seattle: Shawn Kemp, pf. A plus
The luxury of having multiple first round draft picks, Seattle were able to gamble with this pick. Kemp didn't play college basketball and was considered a project, that was until he started to play in the NBA and was jumping as high as anyone else there. While a lot of seasons at the end of his career were just a waste, there were also plenty of great years for Kemp when he was in Seattle.

18 Chicago: BJ Armstrong, g. A
Teams with a dominant scorer need to surround them with shooters, Paxson and Hodges could hit the outside shot and Armstrong became another dependable shooter for the Bulls.

19 Philadelphia: Kenny Payne, sf. D
He was supposed to help Barkley by providing some outside shooting, Payne couldn't hit his shots so Barkley had to contend with the double-teams.

20 Chicago: Jeff Sanders, pf. F
The Bulls should have gone international with this pick, there were some stars still available to select.

21 Utah: Blue Edwards, g/f. B plus
Another good pick by the Jazz. Edwards provided highlights for the fans and high percentage scoring for the Jazz. The Jazz did use him to acquire veteran help for Stockton and Malone when they sent him in a package to Milwaukee for Krystkowiak and Humphries.

22 Portland: Byron Irvin, sg. F
Drexler and Kersey were doing fine so there wasn't any time for Irvin.

23 Atlanta: Roy Marble, sg. D
The Hawks seem to lose their marbles when they draft players, but this time they found one.

24 Phoenix: Anthony Cook, pf. D plus
Cook bounced around a few NBA teams. He provided a big body for rebounds but wasn't too good offensively.

25 Cleveland: John Morton, sg. D
A bit slow and short, and in the NBA he couldn't score like he did in college.

26 LA Lakers: Vlade Divac, c. A plus
One of the best picks in the draft, a lot of other teams thought about taking Divac but were reluctant to go with an international player. The Lakers had the courage to take an overseas player and they were rewarded for it.

27 Detroit: Kenny Battle, f. D
At that time it would have been a battle to get minutes on a great Pistons team.


28 Miami: Sherman Douglas, pg. B plus
The Heat started off their franchise with some great picks. In their first year they added a center, power forward and shooting guard and in this draft they picked up a small forward and point guard. Sherman Douglas was a solid passer and was great at getting to the basket.

29 Charlotte: Dyron Nix, f. F
Nix played a few games for Indiana, a player known for big scoring in college and a different type of name.

30 Milwaukee: Frank Kornet, sf. C
Kornet played a few games for the Bucks, a useful pick but he didn't stay around too long.

31 LA Clippers: Jeff Martin, sg. C
He did make the team, although it was the Clippers, he was a solid player for them.

32 New Jersey: Stanley Brundy, f. D
The Nets did well in the first round but missed in the second round.

33 LA Clippers: Jay Edwards, g. D
It's the Clippers so a draft steal wasn't expected here, and they didn't get it.

34 Minnesota: Gary Leonard, c. D plus
They wanted a big body in the middle for their new team, but he wasn't any better than Breuer, Spencer or any of the other centers they had in their early years.

35 Dallas: Pat Durham, f. D
Durham played for a few NBA teams and contributed off the bench.

36 Portland: Cliff Robinson, f/c. A plus
Uncle Cliffy could do everything, blocking shots at small forward and hitting outside jumpers while playing center. He was a steal in the second round.

37 Orlando: Michael Ansley, sf. C
He provided some minutes for the Magic when they entered the league.

38 Minnesota: Doug West, sg. B
West played a lot of games for the Timberwolves.

39 Washington: Ed Horton, pf. D
There wasn't a lot left for the Bullets to choose from, but they didn't need to take someone like Horton because they already had a young Harvey Grant.

40 Boston: Dino Radja, pf. A plus
Players like Divac, Kukoc and Radja would be lottery picks now, but back then teams were not sure about overseas talent. The Celtics had to wait a few years for Radja to arrive but it was worth it as he was a very good inside scorer and rebounder.

41 Washington: Doug Roth, pf. D plus
His brother probably wasn't the Van Halen singer.

42 Denver: Michael Cutright, sg. D
Denver might have been hoping that they had another Joe Dumars, as Cutright was from the same small school that the Pistons' guard went to.

43 Cleveland: Chucky Brown, f. B
Brown may have set the record for the number of different NBA teams he played for during his career. Playing a bit of small forward and power forward, Brown contributed for every team he was on.

44 Philadelphia: Reggie Cross, f. D
He was just as good as Kenny Payne, so Cross wasn't very good.

45 Miami: Scott Haffner, g. D plus
The Heat already had the guard spots under control, with Kevin Edwards and Douglas, and Haffner didn't have a big role.

46 Phoenix: Ricky Blanton , f. D
The Suns had plenty of picks in the second round, they probably made better choices with their later ones.

47 Denver: Reggie Turner, sf. D
The Nuggets were a high-scoring team at this time, but they didn't need Turner.

48 Utah: Junie Lewis, pg. F
The Jazz usually find a player in the second round, it didn't matter that they missed here as Stockton didn't need any help.

49 Atlanta: Haywoode Workman, pg. B plus
The Hawks are not one of the better teams when it comes to drafting, although they did find a player here. But it was with the Pacers that Workman did his best work.

50 New York: Brian Quinnett, sf, D plus
He played a few games for them, so not a bad pick at the end of the draft.

51 Phoenix: Mike Morrison, sg. D plus
Morrison could score, although the Suns probably had enough of that at the time.

52 Phoenix: Greg Grant, pg. C
He was little but he could play. Around the same height as Spud Webb, Greg Grant wasn't an athlete like him but did provide solid point guard play.

53 Dallas: Jeff Hodge, sg. D
The Mavs used to struggle with their scouting, this draft shows why they had a poor decade in the 1990s.

54 Philadelphia: Toney Mack, sg. D
The 76ers were looking for someone who could do what Andrew Toney did at shooting guard, they didn't get it here.


NBA Draft Grades: 1990


Tim Hardaway was a steal, going in the middle of the first round, he was one of the best players from the 1989 NBA draft.(Picture from nba.com)
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The Southeast

Atlanta Hawks

F - Dominque Wilkins
F - Cliff Hagan
C - Bob Pettit
G - Mookie Blaylock
G - Lou Hudson

6th Man
Walt Bellamy


Charlotte Bobcats

F - Gerald Wallace
F - Primoz Brezec
C - Emeka Okafor
G - Raymond Felton
G - Adam Morrison

6th Man
Sean May


Miami Heat

F - Glen Rice
F - Rony Seikely
C - Shaquille O'Neal
G - Dwyane Wade
G - Steve Smith

6th Man
Alonzo Mourning


Orlando Magic

F - Tracy McGrady
F - Dwight Howard
C - Shaquille O'Neal
G - Anfernee Hardaway
G - Nick Anderson

6th Man
Scott Skiles


Washington Wizards

F - Antawn Jamison
F - Elvin Hayes
C - Wes Unseld
G - Gilbert Arenas
G - Jeff Malone

6th Man
Bernard King


Another look at the all-time NBA rosters. The teams here have plenty of great players although they have not won many NBA titles. Hayes and Unseld led the Bullets to the title, Shaq took Miami to the top and back in the day it was big-man Bob Pettit who took the Hawks to a championship.


All-Time NBA Starting Lineups - The Central Teams


Shaq was the best player that both the Florida teams ever had on their rosters.(Picture from Doug Pensinger NBAE/Getty Images)
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Jerry West: The Symbol of the NBA.

August 21st 2007 06:14
Jerry West is the literal symbol of the NBA. So, what exactly did the
NBA Logo.
Mr. Clutch is the logo. (Image from wikipedia)
aforementioned cryptic sentence mean? Because West hasn’t played NBA basketball for around 30 years so he can’t possibly be symbolic of the league.

Maybe, we’re being cryptic, or metaphoric? Um, not quite.

Okay, let’s put everyone out of their misery. When NBALOUD says that ‘Jerry West is the literal symbol of the NBA’ it is in reference to the fact that West’s silhouette adorns the NBA logo for he is the inspiration for that ghostly white baller.

Although, the place of West in the canon of NBA greatness is secure, for he is more than just a ghostly silhouette – he is an all-time great.

Date of Birth: 28th May, 1938.
College: West Virginia
Draft: Minneapolis Lakers, 1960 (2nd overall).
Height: 6’2”
Average Points per Game: 27
Average Assists per Game: 6.7
Average Rebounds per Game: 5.8
Awards: Elected to Basketball Hall of Fame (1980); NBA Finals MVP (1969); NBA Champion (1972); All-NBA First Team (1962-'67, '70-'73); All-NBA Second Team (1968, '69); NBA All-Defensive Team (1970-73); NBA Champion (1972); 14-time NBA All-Star (1961-'74); NBA All-Star MVP (1972); Olympic gold medallist (1960); NBA 35th Anniversary Team (1980); One of the 50 Greatest Players in NBA History (1996).

Nicknamed ‘Mr. Clutch’, West, was an obsessive perfectionist that dominated the guard position during his career making an All-Star game appearance every single season he played, whilst leading his Lakers to nine Finals appearances.

By the time West retired he held records for the highest playoff scoring average in a series and the career leader in postseason scoring.

When the game was on the line, the Lakers looked to West to bail them out and he was responsible for one of the most famous clutch baskets in NBA history hitting a 60 foot swish to tie Game 3 against the Knicks in 1970 as the buzzer sounded. Clutch indeed.

Not only was West talented, but he was tough as nuts and rarely has anyone personified grit and determination more than Jerry. Breaking his nose on at least nine occasions he would play on even if he was on his death bed.

Los Angeles was so good during West’s tenure, but they were continually thwarted from winning an NBA title from the legendary Celtics teams that featured Bill Russell. The frustration felt by West was palpable because his competitiveness is on par with Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant’s will to win.

Legendary Laker broadcaster Chick Hearn remarked that when West lost games he didn’t
Jerry West
Jerry West is pretty fly for a White guy. (Wen Roberts/NBA Photos)
exactly take it too well: “"He would sit by himself and stare into space. A loss just ripped his guts out." It's no wonder. West held himself to seemingly impossible standards. "I'm surprised when the ball doesn't go into the hoop," West said toward the end of his career. "I think I should make every shot." (NBA.com)

Reggie Miller, whose postseason exploits pale in comparison to West’s playoff performances, becoming in 1969 the only player ever to win the Finals MVP award in a losing squad.

In the ’71-’72 season Mr. Clutch contemplated retirement before the season began, frustrated with the lack of championship success, but he would return for another run at the title and this time he had Wilt Chamberlain on board. The Lakers that year went on a league wide rampage winning a record 33 games in a row, on the way to winning 69 games for the season.

Oh, they also captured that long awaited title as well.

Mr. Clutch, we salute you!

Today’s video is of the Logo himself.



(Post source: NBA.com)


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Oscar Robertson aka The Big O(rgasm).

August 19th 2007 10:10
Who is the greatest all-round player in the history of the game? Magic
Oscar Robertson.
Oscar Robertson could possibly be the greatest of all time. (Dick Raphael/NBAE/Getty Images)
Johnson? Great, but not the greatest. Larry Bird, maybe? The hick from French Lick is badass, but not bad to the bone. Jason Kidd? Puh-lease, don’t even trip. LeBron James, perhaps? Now, you’re just being ridiculous.

The aforementioned players are great ballers in a multifaceted manner but don’t hold a candle to Oscar Robertson.

There is a reason why Oscar carries the nickname the ‘Big O’ and it isn’t just because it is the first letter of his name – observing Robertson do his thing is the closest thing to having an orgasm watching the game of basketball being played.

Before we get into a dissertation as to why The Big O is the greatest all-round player to put a ball through a metal hoop, let’s get out the basic facts of the man:

Date of Birth: 24th November, 1938.
Height: 6’5”
Draft: 1960, Cincinnati Royals (1st overall). Traded to the Milwaukee Bucks in 1970.
Average Points per Game: 25.7
Average Rebounds per Game: 7.5
Average Assists per Game: 9.5
Honours: Elected to the Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame (1980); NBA champion (1971); NBA MVP (1964); Nine-time All-NBA First Team (1961-69); All NBA Second Team (1970, '71); Rookie of the Year (1961); 12-time NBA All-Star (1961-72); All-Star MVP (1961, '64, '69); One of the 50 Greatest Players in NBA History (1996); Olympic gold medallist (1960).

Source: NBA.com

Now, that the preliminaries are over, let’s get into the meat and bones of the career of a one, Oscar Palmer Robertson.

Jason Kidd may have had a very impressive postseason this year and Magic Johnson may have owned the triple-double crown in terms of players that have balled since the ‘80s, but it is Oscar who is the standard bearer of filling numbers in every important statistical category.

Want to know how good he was as a triple-double threat? Are you really sure you can handle the truth? Please, show me a sign that you really want the details because Robertson’s numbers are almost unimaginable in their magnitude. Okay, okay, you’ve convinced me dear reader with your begging.

Take a deep breath, and make sure you’re sitting down. In just Robertson’s second year as an NBA pro he averaged for the season: 30.8 points, 12.5 rebounds, and 11.4 assists per game. That my friend is a triple-double for the entire season!

A couple of posts ago we talked about Wilt Chamberlain’s 100 point scoring night, but Robertson’s triple-double season may be more impressive because he set such a high standard for an entire season! These numbers will never, ever be replicated by an individual again.

As great as his 1961-62 season was, Robertson’s 14 year NBA career was filled with so many highlights and dizzying numbers that it’s disappointing his name doesn’t pop up as often as it should when discussing the greatest player in history. Amassing 26, 710 career points, with only eight players having scored more points, Robertson was a prolific shooting machine.

Oscar Robertson.
The Big O gives NBA fans chills with his basketball thrills. (Image from nba.com)
Magic Johnson and John Stockton has surpassed Robertson’s career assist total, but this is slightly misleading because the Big O played in an era when the stat was rewarded much less easily. Further proof of Robertson’s all-game capabilities came in one year when he led his team in rebounding, which is unheard of for a guard.

Growing up in a period of deep racial segregation and Black disempowerment, Robertson learnt the game of basketball from shooting a tennis ball and rags bound with rubber bands through a peach basket.

Attending Crispus Attucks High School, which was an all-Black school that didn’t even have a gym, Robertson’s game was polished by his varsity coach. White schools refused to play against Crispus before Oscar showed up and changed everything.

Robertson led his team to two state high school championships, while being named ‘Mr. Basketball’ of Indiana. In leading his team to the state titles, Crispus became the first all African-American school to achieve such a feat due to the Big O.

Throughout Oscar’s early career he had to battle the evil of racism that was lurking in every corner. After Crispus won, the team had to go out of town to celebrate their victory due to the unsubstantiated fears of city officials that Blacks would tear the place apart.

When he attended college at Cincinnati, Oscar became the first Black player to ever play for the school. When his team would visit opponents in the other schools, he wasn’t allowed into the hotels where his teammates stayed, even if he was the best player in the nation. For that treatment, Robertson, stated he would never forgive them for what they did (NBA.com).

In his early years as a pro, Robertson, was nothing short of amazing in his performances, with the triple-double season in ’61-’62, and almost repeating the same feat the following year, falling short with a rebound average of 9.5. Oscar was sublime.

Individual accolades came easily for the Big O, but team success was much harder to come by.

The Cincinnati Royals found it impossible to get past the great 76er and Celtic teams of the era, with Robertson continually frustrated by those wonderful squads.

Cincinnati would stun the basketball world prior to the 1970-71 season when they traded Robertson to Milwaukee for a bag of mouldy bread and a used teabag. Well, it wasn’t quite that bad, but what the Bucks gave up were players that didn’t even inhabit the same stratosphere as Robertson.

Teaming up with a young Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Robertson, would finally taste championship glory when he went to Milwaukee, leading to the inevitable question of: Is the Big O the greatest player ever? You decide.

Today’s video is the Big O weaving his magic on the NBA hardwood.



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Lovers of NBA basketball would be acutely aware that the league has
Carmelo Anthony
Don't let the tattoos and cornrows fool you. 'Melo is a nice guy. (Image from nba.com)
a somewhat negative image. We here at NBALOUD have discussed at length at why this is the case, when sports such as the NFL far too often receive a free pass for the player shenanigans that happen there. In a nutshell the prevalence of Black players that rock the cornrows and hip hop lifestyle makes it far too easy to unfairly disparage the league.

Carmelo Anthony the star Denver Nuggets forward is one of those players that is loved and loathed in equal measure. ‘Melo has both Puerto Rican and African-American roots, so he not only is a baller with cornrows, but has a Latin and Black heritage, which makes him ripe for criticism at any perceived misstep.

But here at NBALOUD it is nothing but love for the ‘Melo man, so here is a pound to the future of the Nuggets.

Date of Birth: 29 May, 1984
Height: 6’8” (203cm)
College: Syracuse
Draft: 2003 (3rd Pick)
Average Points Per Game: 24.1
Average Assists Per Game: 2.9
Average Rebounds Per Game: 5.7
Awards: NCAA Tournament Most Outstanding Player, All-Rookie First Team Member, Rookie All-Star Game MVP, 2007 All-Star, ’05-’06 All-Third Team, 2006 USA Basketball Athlete of the Year, Bronze Medallist in the 2004 Olympics.

Basketball greatness was always going to happen to Carmelo Anthony from the moment he played his high school basketball at Oak Hill Academy. The prep school is seen as one of the greatest places for nurturing basketball talent, and ‘Melo was no exception.

Heavily recruited and pawned over by colleges across the nation, Anthony, would spend one lone season at Syracuse University, turning it into one of the most incredible years on record.

Anthony was so great, that many critics have labelled his collegiate career as one of the great runs, even if it didn’t last beyond his freshman season. The statistics bare this out, averaging 22.2 points and 10 rebounds, ‘Melo was an unstoppable force that led his school to their first championship in history.

After one of the best years in NCAA basketball, ‘Melo would then make the 2003 NBA Draft great as well adding his name into the mix. Who were some of his fellow draftees? Do the names LeBron James, Dwayne Wade, Chris Bosh, and, er, Darko Milicic impress anybody? Well, besides Darko, Anthony’s contemporaries have made a gigantic impact in their young careers already.

The third pick (after Darko!) came out with all guns blazing as his rookie season continued
Carmelo Anthony dunk.
'Melo showing off his hops. (Image from nba.com)
where he left off at Syracuse. In fact, he led his team, which was mediocre to say the least to the playoffs! A feat that not even King James himself could replicate.
James and ‘Melo had similar statistical rookie seasons, with the added bonus that Anthony actually led his team to the playoffs, but who got the love? It was Bron-Bron, with Carmelo out in the cold.

Just how effective was the presence of Anthony on the Denver squad? The season before he came on board, 17-65, and the next? 43-39, baby!

This past season ‘Melo kicked it up a notch as he teamed up with Iverson to form a duo that was so full of hip hop flavour that even the Wu-Tang Clan have to concede their freshness. Kicking up his scoring average to an impressive 26.5 ppg, whilst proving his clutch abilities by hitting five game winning shots in the season. Want more? ‘Melo became the second youngest baller in NBA history to score 5000 points as well, just behind LeBron.

Coming from an underprivileged ‘Melo understands the importance of giving back, especially now that he has the means to do so. Anthony is no stranger to donating millions of his own money to his centre in Baltimore, or dropping a tidy sum to help out the Asian Tsunami victims.

Oh, one more thing – he happens to call uber-sexy MTV VJ La La Vasquez as his fiancée too. Word!

So, the next time that anyone piles the hate on ‘Melo, remember to give him some love instead.

Today’s video is ‘Melo rocking the rim.


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Records are made to be broken, and this adage is especially true in the world of sports. Seemingly impossible times, statistics or performances are seen to stand the test of time but are broken as soon as another phenomenon comes along to make the old record redundant. Nothing can be taken as a given in sports.

However, there is one record in basketball that stands alone as perhaps the most untouchable sporting achievement. Not only that, the number that is associated with this storied performance is as mythical as the performer itself: 100 points in a single game.

One-hundred points is something of an impossibility to imagine. Kobe Bryant came close a couple of seasons ago by dropping 81, and the deity-like, Michael Jordan, never even came within sniffing distance of this number.

So, who stands alone on the shoulder of giants with this performance? Take a bow Wilt Chamberlain.

In the last post that wasn’t written by the Sports Insider, we profiled Bill Russell, so it would be natural to pen something about his contemporary superstar Wilt ‘The Stilt’.

Unbelievable numbers seem to be associated with Chamberlain, such as his boast of sleeping with over 20, 000 women in his lifetime! If this number was correct than surely it would be
Wilt Chamberlain.
Wilt Chamberlain holds up the record number of women he slept with in a night. Oops, that number is how much he scored. (Image from SI.com)
more impressive than his 100 points in a NBA game. Unfortunately, this ‘record’ cannot be validated, so this seminal performance is the one that everyone in the basketball loving world chooses to celebrate.

The 2nd of March, 1962, was the night that Chamberlain would put the world on notice that a basketball playing messiah was afoot, whilst playing for the Philadelphia Warriors. The end result and the opposition are seemingly irrelevant when talking about Wilt’s performance, but for those who are interested, it was the New York Knicks that got a caning, and the final score was, 169-147.

Chamberlain was an imposing physical specimen that dominated his peers and made them seem obscenely second-rate. Russell was the only one that challenged Wilt’s stature, but Chamberlain was in a league of his own.

On the famous night in question, Wilt was certainly both dominant and unstoppable. And with New York’s starting center, Phil Jordan, out with the flu, The Stilt, ended up eating his backups alive.

Scoring a quick fire 23 points in the first quarter, and 41 by half-time, Wilt, was about to shock the world before Ali would coin the phrase. In the third quarter he scored an additional 28, and by that stage the crowd were actively chanting “Give it to Wilt!”

So, what did the Warriors do? Passed it up and gave it to the scrubs on the bench – just kidding. They gave it to Wilt, because he probably would have punched them in the face if he wasn’t being fed the ball.

If New York were smart they would have quadrupled team Chamberlain, but his moment in history wasn’t going to be denied. One hundred points in a game was beckoning and everyone could feel the excitement in the air. Admittedly, New York tried to resist being a footnote in history by fouling the rest of Wilt’s teammates to try and keep the ball out of his hands. How did his teammates respond? By fouling the Knicks players in return to get the ball back! Smart!

With 46 seconds left in the game Chamberlain scored the magical basket that would take his scoring total to 100.

Bedlam followed with the fans rushing onto the court to celebrate. The final statline reads as follows: 36-of-63 from the field, 28-of-32 from the free-throw line and the most important number of all – 100 points.

Today’s video subject is of course Wilt Chamberlain. Enjoy.



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Chocolate Thunder Is The Judge

August 15th 2007 08:22
A decade before Shawn Kemp and Shaquille O'Neal, the NBA had Chocolate Thunder. Darryl Dawkins was a dunking specialist, who went out to shatter backboards.

It has been a while since Chocolate Thunder was entertaining basketball fans, but he is back on TV now. Chocolate Thunder is judging the Barbeque Championship Series. It is a simple idea, the contestants barbecue the food and then present it to Chocolate Thunder and the other two judges. At around 6-11 and 270 pounds, he should be able to eat plenty of food.

Check your TV guides to see if Chocolate Thunder and the Barbeque Championship Series is on TV where you are.


Darryl Dawkins is an expert when it comes to judging food.(Picture from kingfisherkookers.com)




When Darryl Dawkins was in the NBA, the backboards were coming down.(Picture from ESPN and Getty Images)
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NBA Draft Grades: 1990

August 15th 2007 08:17
1 New Jersey: Derrick Coleman, pf. B
He was supposed to be the prototype power forward, with size and skills. He did put together some big games but the Nets couldn't build a team around him. The Nets had to pick him as he was the best prospect at the time.

2 Seattle: Gary Payton, pg. A plus
It took a while for Payton to become a star, as McMillan was a very good player for Seattle when Payton arrived, but eventually Payton would become an All-Star. He and Kemp did get to the NBA Finals but Payton needed to wait until the end of his career for team success when he won a title with the Heat.

3 Denver: Chris Jackson, pg. F
He had one or two good years, and provided some outside shooting, but he was not a real point guard and was taken too early in the draft.

4 Orlando: Dennis Scott, sf. B
All he could do was shoot, which was great when Orlando had Shaq on the team, but after Shaq left the Magic the open outside shots for Scott were a lot fewer in number.

5 Charlotte: Kendall Gill, sg. B plus
The Hornets had an unproductive couple of drafts when they entered the NBA but picking Gill was a step in the right direction. He was an exciting player who could get plenty of steals.

6 Minnesota: Felton Spencer, c. C
He was a big and strong player to put in the middle. Considering the other players available in the first round, it wasn't a bad pick.

7 Sacramento: Lionel Simmons, sf. B
The "L-Train" had a very good start to his NBA career, but after his good rookie year he seemed to digress every year.

8 LA Clippers: Bo Kimble, g. F
He scored an enormous amount of points in college, the NBA was a different story. He couldn't score, or pass, and had a very short NBA career.

9 Miami: Willie Burton, g/f. C
They had the shooting of Rice and wanted to add Burton to provide something different. They obviously were not impressed with Burton as they picked Steve Smith and Harold Miner in the next two drafts.

10 Atlanta: Rumeal Robinson, g. D
The Hawks needed to find a new point guard so they went with Robinson. Not the best pick but they did get something out of it. There was a good result for Atlanta when they gave up on trying to make him into a point guard and traded him to new Jersey for Mookie Blaylock.

11 Golden State: Tyrone Hill, pf. B
He provided a lot of rebounds for the teams he played for in the NBA. A good pick in a draft that provided plenty of underachieving players.

12 Miami: Alec Kessler, f/c. C
Miami moved up a few spots by exchanging picks with Houston as well as giving them a second rounder. It wasn't a very good move by the Heat.

13 LA Clippers: Loy Vaught, pf. B plus
A very dependable power forward who provided rebounds and blocks. Often the Clippers get very little from their picks, but they made a good choice here.

14 Sacramento: Travis Mays, g. D plus
A small guard who could hit the outside shot, the Kings would trade him to Atlanta later where he would get injured.

15 Houston: Dave Jamerson, sg. C
The Rockets wanted some shooting help around Hakeem, Jamerson didn't do a lot.

16 Milwaukee: Terry Mills, f/c. B
Mills was a different type of player, unathletic and an outside shooter at center. He was effective as he did produce some mismatches.

17 New York: Jerrod Mustaf, f/c. C
The best thing about Mustaf for the Knicks was that he would later be part of a package that brought in The X-Man, Xavier McDaniel.

18 Sacramento: Duane Causwell, c. C plus
He could block shots so that kept him on NBA rosters for a while.

19 Boston: Dee Brown, g. A
He was an athlete at the guard spots, with Bird passing the ball it allowed Brown to play at point guard. Brown would become famous for pumping up his shoes and winning the dunk comp. Injuries would slow him down and he played a lot more shooting guard at the end of his career.

20 Minnesota: Gerald Glass, g/f. C
The Timberwolves got an extra pick to use because of a trade with the 76ers. Glass provided some offense for the Timberwolves.

21 Phoenix: Jayson Williams, f/c. B plus
He would eventually make a name for himself while playing for the Nets, but for the right and wrong reasons.

22 New Jersey: Tate George, g. D
George was one of those players who was supposed to be able to play both guard spots, unfortunately for the Nets he couldn't play either one.

23 Sacramento: Anthony Bonner, f. C
The Kings had 4 first round picks, a good way to rebuild a team. They didn't find a star with any of them.

24 San Antonio: Dwayne Schintzius, c. C plus
He was a good asset for the Spurs to have, as they were able to trade him to Sacramento to acquire Antione Carr. The only real claim to fame that Schintzius had was when Shaq pulled down a backboard when he was playing against Schintzius.

25 Portland: Alaa Abdelnaby, f/c. F
He used to make the blooper tapes, as he rarely played for Portland he just sat on the bench but one game his coach sent him in, as he got up to enter the game he realized he wasn't wearing his uniform under his jacket.

26 Detroit: Lance Blanks, g. F
Winning teams need to score with a few late first round picks or they will struggle when their stars retire. Thomas and Dumars didn't get any help from Blanks.

27 LA Lakers: Elden Campbell, f/c. A plus
It was a draft of busts and attitude problems but the Lakers just waited for everyone else to make their picks and then grabbed the very talented Elden Campbell.



28 Golden State: Les Jepsen, c. C
He was part of the Richmond trade to Sacramento for Billy Owens, so he is famous for that.

29 Chicago: Tony Kukoc, f. A plus
Looking back at all the picks, if he went at pick 1 it probably would have been a good pick. Kukoc could play every position on the floor, he could pass and shoot and won several titles with the Bulls.

30 Houston: Carl Herrera, pf. B plus
Miami and Houston exchanged earlier picks in the draft so the Rockets also got Herrera in the deal. Despite being the lowest pick he was the best player from that trade.

31 Phoenix: Negele Knight, pg. B
KJ used to get hurt a lot, and Knight was able to step in and get playing time when that happened.

32 Philadelphia: Brian Oliver, sg. C
The 76ers needed a backup for Hersey Hawkins, Oliver gave them a few minutes a game.

33 Utah: Walter Palmer, f. D plus
The spot that the Jazz needed help with was always small forward, Palmer played a few games but he wasn't the long-term answer for them.

34 Golden State: Kevin Pritchard, g. D
Run-TMC was at the top of their game at this time, so the Warriors didn't need any help in the backcourt.

35 Washington: Greg Foster, f/c. B
He was often very effective, when teams used him in the right way. While he was a center, his offense was mainly medium range shots. For a second round pick he was a very good selection.

36 Atlanta: Trevor Wilson, f. D plus
Wilson played for a few NBA teams, it was a good pick by the Hawks, and it was a bit of a surprise that Wilson didn't have a longer career in the NBA.

37 Washington: AJ English, g. D plus
He played a few games for the Bullets but was a bit undersized as a shooting guard.

38 New Jersey: Jud Buechler, g/f. B
Like plenty of other players, if he hadn't landed with a championship team later in his career he wouldn't be as well known. The Nets only kept him for just over a year.

39 Charlotte: Steve Scheffler, f/c. C
A tough player in the paint, he was a useful player at the end of the bench for a few NBA teams.

40 Miami: Bimbo Coles, pg. B plus
The Kings made the pick and then Miami traded for him. The Heat got plenty of production from Coles, as a starter and a backup at point guard.

41 Atlanta: Steve Bardo, g. D
He was just as useful as Rumel Robinson was for Atlanta, and went 31 picks later.

42 Denver: Marcus Liberty, sf. C
Liberty was a solid player, so a good choice late in the draft.

43 San Antonio: Tony Massenburg, pf. B
Second round picks often bring future journeymen players to the NBA, Massenburg is the definition for that type of player as he has played for a large number of different NBA teams.

44 Milwaukee: Steve Henson, pg. D plus
A good backup point guard, the Bucks can't complain as they found a useful player late in the draft. Although the next player taken was much better.

45 Indiana: Antonio Davis, f/c. A plus
One of the top 5 players from this draft, but taken in the middle of the second round. Davis started his professional basketball career in Europe before joining the Pacers.

46 Indiana: Kenny Williams, pf. C
Williams might have been a more exciting prospect than Davis, back then, as Williams was an athlete with a huge leap.

47 Philadelphia: Derek Strong, pf. B
His name did reflect his game, he was a strong player who worked hard to get rebounds.

48 Phoenix: Cedric Ceballos, f. A
The Suns again find a player late. Ceballos could put up a lot of points in a short amount of time. He also entertained the NBA crowds with his dunks.

49 Dallas: Phil Henderson, sg. D
The Mavs were struggling to find players in the drafts around this time, but this was only a late second rounder so it wasn't as bad as the lottery picks that they messed up.

50 Cleveland: Milos Babic, c. F
The Cavs did not need a center, Daugherty and Hot Rod had that position under control.

51 LA Lakers: Tony Smith, sg. B
He not only made the team but he also played some important playoff minutes, due to injuries to other guards there. Smith didn't have the best offensive skills but he was a very good defender.

52 Phoenix: Stefano Rusconi, f/c. C
He played a few games for the Suns, but most of his career was spent in the European leagues.

53 Seattle: Abdul Shamsid-Deen, c. D
They had already brought in Kemp so they didn't need this guy.

54 San Antonio: Sean Higgins, sf. C
He played a few games for the Spurs so that is a good result for the last pick of the draft.


NBA Draft Grades: 1991


Kukoc was a second round pick, more than twenty teams had the chance to pick him but let him slide by until the Bulls took him at pick 29.(AP Photo)
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The Central

Chicago Bulls

F - Scottie Pippen
F - Horace Grant
C - Artis Gilmore
G - John Paxson
G - Michael Jordan

6th Man
Toni Kukoc


Cleveland Cavaliers

F - LeBron James
F - Lary Nance
C - Zydrunas Ilgauskas
G - Mark Price
G - Austin Carr

6th Man
Brad Daugherty


Detroit Pistons

F - Dave Bing
F - Dennis Rodman
C - Ben Wallace
G - Isiah Thomas
G - Joe Dumars

6th Man
Bill Laimbeer


Indiana Pacers

F - Chuck Person
F - Jermaine O'Neal
C - Rik Smits
G - Mark Jackson
G - Reggie Miller

6th Man
Detlef Schrempf


Milwaukee Bucks

F - Glenn Robinson
F - Terry Cummings
C - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
G - Oscar Robertson
G - Sidney Moncrief

6th Man
Michael Redd


All-Time NBA Starting Lineups - The Atlantic Teams

Dennis Rodman was one of the best rebounders ever, and won titles with Detroit and Chicago.(Nathaniel S. Butler/NBA Photos)



Rodman also found time to star in movies and TV shows, and to also compete for wrestling championships.(Picture from wrestlingworld.it)
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Many modern day fans of the NBA would anoint Michael Jordan as the ultimate NBA winner – who could overlook six titles in eight years? The two seasons where he didn’t win titles he wasn’t even playing basketball for most of that period! No, doubting that excellence there MJ.

However, regular readers of NBALOUD are probably getting rather sick of Jordan and the point of this post is talking about the gnarliest winner in league history? Is it Magic? Bird? Wilt the Stilt?

How about, Bill Russell?

Yes, the man who has made the Celtics the franchise they are today, which is one wrapped in glory and mystique is due to no small thanks to William Felton Russell, who revolutionised the game with his defensive attributes, and accumulation of titles, like the way Lindsay Lohan accumulates visits to rehab centres.

Want an illustration at how righteous Bill Russell was? Try on some of these numbers on for size:

Elected to Naismith Basketball Basketball Hall of Fame (1975); NBA champion (1957, '59, '60,
Bill Russell
Bill Russell collects trophies, like Wilt Chamberlain collected conquests. (Image from nba.com)
'61, '62, '63, '64, '65, '66, '68, '69); NBA MVP (1958, '61, '62, '63, '65); All-NBA First Team (1959, '63, '65); Eight-time All-NBA Second Team; NBA All-Defensive Team (1969); 12-time NBA All-Star (1958-69); All-Star MVP (1963); One of the 50 Greatest Players in NBA History (1996); Olympic gold medallist (1956).

(Source: NBA.com)

It wasn’t just blocking shots that was his forte, but grabbing rebounds as well. Snatching boards isn’t considered very glamorous work, however, for the true basketball aficionado the art of rebounding is one of the most important statistics in the game. How good was Russell? Amassing 21, 620 boards for his career, at 22.5 rebounds per game, once grabbing 51 rebounds in a game and 49 in two others. One would say he was pretty damn good at sniffing out the ball.

Others would just call him legendary.

The individual numbers are mind-blowing, but it is being part of a Celtics team that won 11 titles in 13 seasons which is the gold standard of success in the league. For anyone that is counting that is five more titles than Jordan.

Not only was Russell physically gifted, but he was the smartest player in the game as well, working out quickly opponent’s weaknesses and exploiting them without any remorse.

Allow another Celtic great, John Havlicek to explain how great Russell was as the cerebral basketball player: “Say it was a 3-on-1,” Havlicek said. “He could take away a whole side of the floor. He would know the tendencies of everyone involved, and depending on whether the man with the ball was right-handed or left-handed he could make him do what he didn’t want to do. He could take a sequence in which there was a 90 percent scoring chance and reduce it to 50 percent. He would essentially say, ‘I’m going to take away one-half of the floor. Go ahead and see if you can score from the other side.'” (Ryan, NBA.com)

That my dear reader is greatness personified.

Bill Russell was the original badass and we’re not worthy.

Check out today’s video that exhibits Russell’s greatness.



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Ray Allen: Jesus Saves!

August 13th 2007 12:32
The Boston Celtics are right now the hottest team in the league. Not only are they a foundation team but they are also historically significant. It isn’t a small feat that they have become significant again because with the ongoing match fixing scandal, the NBA are looking for any feel good story and the resurgent Celtics team is a biggie.

Since the Celts are the flavour of the month, we here at NBALOUD aren’t adverse to jumping on bandwagons, so we’re going to continue on with the shamrock love because it’s always St. Patrick’s Day here. Top of the morning to you, and give us a kiss because we’re Irish!

Here’s a pint of Guinness and a blarney stone to kiss. Wow, talk about your insensitive stereotypes. Next, we’ll talk about leprechauns, pedalled powered helicopters and get into some real hot water!

So, where were we? Oh, yes the Celtics, and the player that started the current wave of Boston-mania going, Ray Allen.

Ray-Ray has got to be one of the sweetest shooting ballers in league history and for the first time in his career will be playing with not only one, but multiple top tier players in Kevin Garnett and Paul Pierce.

Since we have your undivided attention, here are some basic details of Ray-Ray to wet your
Ray Allen dunk.
'Jesus' floats on air. (Image from nba.com)
whistle.

Date of Birth: 20th July, 1975.
Height: 6’ 5” (196cm)
College: University of Connecticut
Draft: 1996, 5th Pick (Minnesota Timberwolves, traded to the Milwaukee Bucks for the rights of Stephon Marbury)
Average Points Per Game: 21.5
Average Assists Per Game: 3.9
Awards: First All-Rookie Team Member, NBA All-Star Weekend 3-point contest winner and NBA Sportsmanship recipient 2003.

Most casual fans of basketball probably aren’t too familiar with Ray Allen the NBA player, but may have come across him as an actor in Spike Lee’s film, He Got Game. Ray ‘Jesus Shuttlesworth’ Allen was rather impressive in his first foray into the thespian arts, which is saying a lot since he had a starring role next to Rosario Dawson and Denzel Washington.

His acting skills may have been surprisingly silky, but his basketball game is worthy of plaudits. ‘Jesus’ is one of the rare players that has hit almost 40% of his shots from beyond the arc and 90% of his free-throws. For the uninitiated, these figures are phenomenal.

Ray-Ray’s offensive capabilities aren’t only limited to unbelievable accuracy, but he is second on the list of all-time 3-point field goals made, whilst being the record holder of most baskets from beyond the arc in a season at 268.

Having been in a lot of mediocre teams in his career, Allen, now has to chance to make a much deserved run for an NBA title, and we’re all waiting with bated breath at what will transpire in Beantown.

Today’s video is a beauty – Ray Allen versus Allen Iverson back in the day when they were both in college. This is a amazing clip!



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We’re right into the offseason in the NBA, and you know what we here at NBALOUD are doing? Neglecting university assignments, ditching girlfriends and avoiding the sun to watch internet videos of your favourite NBA players living life off the basketball court.

We’ve already established what we think they do in their lives outside of work: showing off their pads and rides on MTV Cribs, drinking Cristal with Diddy, living in a world where the soundtrack to their existence is directly correlated with music that is heavy in 70s bass sounds, or just mugging little white ladies in the suburbs, which is what most critics seem to think NBA players do.

Whatever you may think, players in the Association do have personalities and they are sometimes displayed in the most awkward of manners. Generally speaking pro basketball players are quite media savvy, but when matched against the wits of say, someone like David Letterman, the results can often be quite hilarious!

Players themselves aren’t very funny, Shaquille O’Neal and Charles Barkley, being the exceptions. Actually, Sir Charles is so hilarious that we here right now can vouch with a straight face that Barkley is a two pee guarantee. That is, he is so funny that two drops of pee will materialise when watching Chuck open his gob. Hell, he is witty even when he is talking about something as serious as why the Republicans suck!

We here at NBALOUD searched high and low for the most side-splitting television appearances from pro basketball players. It was exhausting stuff and this writer has sacrificed the pursuit of mediocre university marks to provide entertainment to NBA readers the world over.

Dwayne Wade on The Late Show with David Letterman.


Watch D-Wade strut his stuff the day after he won the NBA title last season with the M-I-A. It is especially funny when Dave asks Dwayne what he got up to after clinching the title, because we can watch the euphemisms fly: “celebrate” in the locker, then “celebrate” back at the hotel. Um, I am no Sherlock Holmes, but we can put two-and-two together. The Heat players were having a knitting party, over tea and scones. Yes, that sounds about right.




LeBron James Gets Jiggy with us in another 90s Flashback.


Yes, the 90s, it’s back with a vengeance don’t you know? The decade which saw the ‘Superficial Friends’ of Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie and the Olsen twins as non-entities is a time period that should be celebrated!

Not only that, the 90s was the decade that bought us Vanilla Ice and the movie Titanic! Watersheds of pop culture art!

So, how does an NBA player fit with the 90s theme? Well, in the recent ESPY Awards which LeBron James co-hosted, the King got into some MC Hammer pants and channelled Bobby Brown.

We can imagine that after the performance he went on a drug crazed binge and beat up Whitney Houston. Ouch! That wasn’t funny and rather distasteful. Please, make complaints in the comments section.



Yao Ming and Tracy McGrady on Jimmy Kimmel Live.

The first thing that strikes you in this appearance is actually how good Yao’s English is. Yes, it is a lot less Ching-lish than you would imagine. Secondly, Yao is much more hilarious than T-Mac.

That shall be all because this writer is on a self imposed gag order.



Dirk Nowitzki on German Television.

There are two clips we shall finish off with and they involve Dirk Diggler appearing on German TV.

We have no idea about what is being said, but the first one with Dirk on MTV is pretty cool because it shows the Big Sauerkraut balling as a Little Sauerkraut. The fun bit in this video is ab-libbing with the video because no one that speaks German can be evil.

The second clip is allegedly an anti-drug message, but the Kraftwerk soundtrack and marijuana smoke that is evident throughout the ad may make us wonder if it isn’t pro-weed!





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And the comebacks just keep on coming. The NBA is going through a
Anfernee Hardaway in Orlando.
Call the Doc and Marty McFly cos it's the 90s with the return of Penny. (AP Photo/Ted Mathias)
bout of 90s nostalgia with Reggie Miller potentially heading back into the league and the reunification of the most badass combo in the mid-90s – Shaq and Penny!

When O’Neal and Hardaway formed a young nucleus back in Orlando both were seen to be the future of the NBA. The Diesel/Penny twosome shone in neon lights before a Shaq/Kobe, or Shaq/D-Wade partnership. Hell, Shaq and Penny fit so well together that it was like a vegemite/mashed potato combo (don’t knock it before you try it).

Imagine a Shaq, Wade and Hardaway trio running the game in the M-I-A. If anyone can bring back Dennis Rodman, John Stockton, Charles Barkley and Hakeem Olajuwon we can turn back the clock before Dubya messed up the world with his Presidency, and where Billy Clinton was getting down and dirty with an intern wearing a stained blue dress.

Unfortunately, for all of us involved this isn’t 1995 and we can’t escape the reality that the world is under a Dick Cheney-ship.

Anfernee Hardaway is 36, hasn’t played basketball since 2005 and has arthritic knees. Is he going to improve the bad Heat? Er, no, but it’ll be funny to watch!

Still, the pedigree is there because he is a four-time All-Star, and was once seen as a potential all-time great. The Machiavellian coach of the Heat, Pat Riley, is even deluding himself that Hardaway is seen as a prospective fix to Miami’s woes: “Penny is a player who has been an All-Star and has enjoyed an illustrious career…We have been impressed at his hard work and dedication this summer to get back in shape and return to the NBA. He is a skilled
Penny Hardaway hacks Shaq.
With friends like Hardaway hacking away at Shaq. Who needs enemies? (AP Photo/Ed Betz,file)
player who can help us in multiple positions.”(Stein, ESPN.com, 2007)

Hmm, I somehow don’t think doggie, reverse cowgirl, and missionary are the positions that Riles has in mind when talking about the return of Hardaway.

Although, the Shaq/Penny tandem will be highly entertaining to say the least, because after Kobe, Hardaway, would have been the second-to-last player you’d imagine O’Neal wanted to team up with again.

Yes, they did make a stunning Finals run, and, yes, they did make the movie Blue Chips together, but as with most relationships involving Batman with a Robin, the little guy got bounced by the big fella.

The relationship like the Kobe/Shaq one was combustible with petty jealousies from both players about who was the man, more popular, had a better game, and more prettier. Even so, like the Laker years, Hardaway and O’Neal were a force to be feared averaging a combined 48 points per game between the two. Mightily impressive stuff.

If the momentum keeps on keeping on, like it has been recently, expect Kurt Cobain and Tupac to come back from the dead. Furthermore colourful baggy pants will be a fashion statement once again, and since these are the pre-internet days, blogs such as this one will cease to exist!

Today’s video is a reminder at how good Anfernee Hardaway really was.


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The Boston Celtics have been the biggest offseason winners so far and their triumphant lottery ticket may have gotten that much sweeter with talk that Reggie Miller might join their ranks.

Reggie Miller? Yes, the former Indiana Pacer great has been mentioned as a possible recruit to try and bolster the chances of the Celtics in attaining an unprecedented 17th title.

Since his retirement in 2005, Miller Time has been put on ice as an analyst for TNT and he isn’t a bad one in all honesty. However, Boston are really lacking in any help outside the big three, and are in such dire straits, that outside of second year point guard, the ultra cool named Rajon Rondo, and center, Kendrick ‘I’m just making up the numbers’ Perkins, only four other players are under contract. That my awesome reader is a small roster.

So, as a consequence of being undermanned, Boston is looking to a 42 year old great who may, or may not have the skills to contribute once again, but what the hell? All Reggie has to do is shoot the damn rock, while coming off the bench for roughly 15 minutes a game. Surely,
Reggie Miller
Don't call it a comeback! Miller has been here for years! (AP Photo/John Harrel)
he can do that!

Here is what Reggie has had to say about his attempts at being like Mike in making a comeback: “I'm always flattered when my name is mentioned as someone who can still help an NBA team win a championship,” Miller said Wednesday in a statement relayed to The Associated Press by the TNT network. “I've had limited discussions with Celtics management about their roster and a potential role for me. At this time, I'm enjoying my role as an analyst with TNT.” (Adande, ESPN.com, 2007)

Right now, Miller is weighing up all his options in trying to decide what decision to make. He is wisely seeking counsel from family and friends, whilst contemplating whether or not his body and mind can make it through an 82 game season grind.

Therefore, what would be the attraction for Reg in making a comeback? Well, the two-pronged answer is blowing in the wind my friends, and it relates to the fact that he is still sans title and the opportunity to play with Paul Pierce, Ray Allen and Kevin Garnett.

The Celtics are a shoo-in for a playoff berth in the horrendous Eastern Conference, and with the potential of Reggie Miller on board, Boston can have an effective backup to Ray-Ray, while having a clutch postseason performer in their midst.

It is almost too much to take with all the excitement surrounding the Celtics!

Today’s video is of the recent intra-team scrimmage involving members of the U.S. team. The ball on show is way better than any other all star game.



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NBA Draft Grades: 1991

August 8th 2007 07:35
1 Charlotte: Larry Johnson, pf. B plus
It's Grandmama, Larry Johnson exploded onto the scene after the Hornets drafted him. A big contract extension was one reason why they would trade him to the Knicks later in his career, he would hit the "4 point shot" there but he was never as popular as he was when he was playing with Muggsy and Zo.

2 New Jersey: Kenny Anderson, pg. B
It was reported that the coaches wanted Billy Owens but they didn't get their wish. With Mookie Blaylock already there at the point, drafting Anderson did cause some problems. Anderson played for several teams in his career but he wasn't the most unselfish point guard around.

3 Sacramento: Billy Owens, B plus
The Kings never used him in a game, before the season started the Warriors offered Mitch Richmond for him and the Kings happily did the trade. Richmond provided a star presence for the rebuilding Kings and was also the asset they traded to later acquire Chris Webber. Owens was a very versatile player who could rebound and handle the ball, he struggled with his shot and never did become a big player in the NBA. The Warriors needed a dominating center then, if only they had traded for the player picked right after Owens.

4 Denver: Dikembe Mutombo, c. A plus
The Hornets wanted scoring and a high-profile player for their expansion team, so taking Johnson instead of Mutombo did make sense for them. The Nets and Kings have no excuses for missing out on the big shotblocker. Denver was very lucky that he was there at pick 4. It was thought that Mutombo might have been older than it was reported, but after all the years he is still playing, and contributing, while most other players from this draft have retired.

5 Miami: Steve Smith, sg. A
The Heat thought he might play a bit of point guard, he did in the early years but was much better at shooting guard. Smith was a great outside shooter. Going into the draft, he wasn't even the highest rated player called Smith that was available.

6 Dallas: Doug Smith, pf. F
While there were not a lot of huge stars left to pick from, Dallas should have done a lot better than this. Doug Smith was all hype and very little production.

7 Minnesota: Luc Longley, c. C plus
He was certainly a big body, but the Timberwolves had already drafted Felton Spencer the year before. Longley was very lucky when the Bulls traded for him, and he spent several seasons there imitating Bill Cartwright. That means he filled up the paint, won titles and provided little offense.

8 Denver: Mark Macon, sg. D
Denver went with a defensive center and a few picks later followed that with a defensive shooting guard. They needed some points from the backcourt but Macon couldn't provide that.

9 Atlanta: Stacey Augmon, g/f. B plus
The Hawks acquired this pick by dumping their old point guard Rivers on the Clippers. Rivers lasted a year with the Clippers while Augmon, who was also known as "The Plastic Man", provided defense and dunks for a lot of years in Atlanta.

10 Orlando: Brian Williams, f/c. C plus
He had size and skills, some of his best year games were with Denver and he also was a Chicago Bull for a short time.

11 Cleveland: Terrell Brandon, pg. B plus
It was a good pick because Brandon could play, it was also a bad pick because Mark Price was still around and there would be a point guard dilemma for the Cavs. Price was traded first, and then Brandon was also traded.

12 New York: Greg Anthony, pg. C plus
Probably more famous for the teams he was on, with UNLV in college and also the Knicks in the NBA as well as Portland when they were a contender.

13 Indiana: Dale Davis, pf. A
The Pacers went looking for inside toughness, they certainly found it here. Davis had a very good run with the Pacers, but it got even better, as Portland wanted Davis and traded a young Jermaine O'Neal to Indiana to get him.

14 Seattle: Rich King, c. F
They went with the biggest guy they could get, unfortunately for Seattle he couldn't play the game very well.

15 Milwaukee: Anthony Avent, pf. D plus
Taken by the Hawks, his rights then went to Denver and then to Milwaukee. Either a lot of teams wanted him, or they were happy to trade him away, it might have been the second of those ideas.

16 Golden State: Chris Gatling, f/c. C
The Warriors had the smaller positions covered, so they went for help in the paint. He could block a few shots and had some scoring ability but he wasn't tall enough for the center spot.

17 Golden State: Victor Alexander, f/c. C
The Warriors had the smaller positions covered, so they went for help in the paint. Yes, with two picks in a row they took very similar players. Maybe Stanley Roberts would have been a better choice, as he was a lot taller, or the Warriors could have packaged two or three of their picks to move up a lot higher in the draft.

18 Denver: Kevin Brooks, sf. C
A pick by the Bucks, he was moved to Denver for the rights to Anthony Avent. Brooks was a good shooter at the small forward spot.

19 Washington: LaBradford Smith, sg. F
In French, that could be translated into "The Bradford". Maybe the Bullets should have looked to the European leagues instead as Smith wasn't a very good NBA player.

20 Houston: John Turner, pf. F
The Rockets were assembling a future championship team at this time, while they made great picks to get Cassell and Horry they missed with Turner.

21 Utah: Eric Murdock, pg. C
A title that no player was going to be able to live up to, he was going to be a future John Stockton replacement. He did play a few games for the Jazz and then they sent him to Milwaukee for some veteran help.

22 LA Clippers: LeRon Ellis, f/c. D
In French, that could be translated into "The Ron". Ellis was a bench player in the league for a few seasons.

23 Orlando: Stanley Roberts, c. B
He was definitely a big center, he only lasted a year there before an even bigger center came along, the Shaq. Roberts was traded by the Magic to the Clippers and also played for several other teams during his career.

24 Boston: Rick Fox, sf. B plus
When the Celtics were successful they would always have to pick late in the first round, but they found some useful players there. Fox was a good contributor at small forward for the Celtics before he left to follow his acting dream and moved to Los Angeles.

25 Golden State: Shaun Vandiver, pf. F
The Warriors had three first round picks, and also used Mitch Richmond to acquire another player from the early picks, but they didn't really get a lot out of the draft. Vandiver was the worst of the lot.

26 Chicago: Mark Randall, pf. F
Randall was drafted by a championship team but didn't stay around long enough to get a ring, he only played around half a season.

27 Sacramento: Pete Chilcutt, f/c. C
Chilcutt was drafted by a bad team, luckily for him he would make his way to the Rockets when they were a championship team.



28 Charlotte: Kevin Lynch, sg. D plus
The Hornets already had a few other options at that position, like the underrated Dell Curry, and Lynch couldn't get off the bench a lot during his brief stay in Charlotte.

29 Miami: George Ackles, c. D
The Heat wanted some inside help, Ackles didn't provide it.

30 Atlanta: Rodney Monroe, sg. C
A player with a very accurate shot, he didn't have a long NBA career as he didn't have the needed height for the shooting guard position.

31 Sacramento: Randy Brown, pg. B plus
He was one of the better defenders at the point guard spot, and was very useful when the Bulls used him off the bench.

32 Phoenix: Chad Gallagher, c. D
The Suns didn't get one of their usual second round steals here.

33 Dallas: Donald Hodge, c. B
He was a lot more effective than Doug Smith, that doesn't mean that Dallas found a star in the second round it just means they wasted their much higher pick. Hodge provided some offense in the middle for the Mavs but he wasn't a long-term answer to their center problems.

34 Minnesota: Myron Brown, g. D plus
The Timberwolves have never been too good at drafting players, they took Brown here but there were better point guard options still around.

35 Dallas: Mike Iuzzolino, pg. C
The Mavs thought they had found a player, his rookie year was very promising. Nothing much happened after that.

36 Orlando: Chris Corchiani, pg. C
A hustling player who was a very good passer, he stayed around the NBA for a few seasons as a backup point guard.

37 LA Clippers: Elliot Perry, pg. B plus
At the start of his career he was known for his long socks and goggles, eventually he would make a name for himself with his play on the floor.

38 LA Clippers: Joe Wylie, pf. D
The Clippers were loaded with forwards, like Manning and Charles Smith, they didn't need another.

39 Cleveland: Jimmy Oliver, g/f. C plus
A useful player at the end of the bench. He played for several teams in the NBA.

40 Detroit: Doug Overton, pg. B
Overton had a long career in the NBA as a dependable backup point guard.

41 Indiana: Sean Green, sg. D plus
Was probably entertaining during warmups with some huge dunks, didn't have a lot of other attributes.

42 Sacramento: Steve Hood, sf. D plus
Hood could score points quickly but he didn't do it in the NBA.

43 Portland: Lamont Strothers, sg. C
He played a few games in the NBA, nobody noticed.

44 Philadelphia: Alvaro Teheran, c. D
The 76ers wanted a center to take over from Manute, Teheran wasn't an upgrade over tall Bol.

45 Milwaukee: Bobby Phills, g/f. B plus
He was a very good player for the Cavs and Hornets.

46 Phoenix: Richard Dumas, sf. B
He started in the NBA finals so that must mean he was a good pick, although his NBA career was very short due to his offcourt problems.

47 Cleveland: Keith Hughes, pf. D
With Nance and Hot Rod Williams, and even Danny Ferry, the Cavs didn't have a spot for Hughes.

48 Utah: Isaac Austin, f/c. B plus
The Jazz knew he had talent, although there were some questions about his fitness levels. When Austin got to Miami he played really well, but then came the big contract offers and he disappointed with the other teams he played for.

49 San Antonio: Greg Sutton, g. C
A solid pick as he made the team and provided outside shooting.

50 Phoenix: Joey Wright, sg. D
More wrong than Wright, the Suns scout their prospects very well but they do sometimes miss.

51 Houston: Zan Tabak, c. B
A good find by the Rockets in the last few picks. Tabak had the necessary size to play center in the NBA. He got to sit on the bench when the Rockets won a title, he also contributed on the floor when he played for the expansion Raptors.

52 LA Lakers: Anthony Jones, sf. D
Worthy was at the end of his career, but Jones was not a worthy replacement at small forward.

53 New Jersey: Von McDade, sg. D
The Nets picked second and also second last, neither pick helped turn their team around.

54 Portland: Marcus Kennedy, pf. D plus
This Mr Kennedy didn't get his name called out a lot.


NBA Draft Grades: 1992

Grandmama was a big success.(Picture from USAToday/Converse)
Larry Johnson was a great player for Charlotte, and useful for the Knicks too.(Picture from AP)
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The Atlantic

Boston Celtics

F - Larry Bird
F - Kevin McHale
C - Bill Russell
G - Bob Cousy
G - John Havlicek

6th Man
Dave Cowens


New Jersey Nets

F - Richard Jefferson
F - Derrick Coleman
C - Buck Williams
G - Jason Kidd
G - Drazen Petrovic

6th Man
Mike Gminski


New York Knicks

F - Bernard King
F - Willis Reed
C - Patrick Ewing
G - Walt Frazier
G - Earl Monroe

6th Man
Dave DeBusschere


Philadelphia 76ers

F - Julius Erving
F - Charles Barkley
C - Wilt Chamberlain
G - Maurice Cheeks
G - Hal Greer

6th Man
Moses Malone


Toronto Raptors

F - Morris Peterson
F - Chris Bosh
C - Antonio Davis
G - Damon Stoudamire
G - Vince Carter

6th Man
Charles Oakley


Picking an all-time starting 5 for teams in the NBA isn't easy. Some franchises have a couple of dozen players worthy of a spot, others struggle to put up five players who deserve a mention. Leave a comment below for other players who could have been part of this list.


The 76ers won with the Doctor.(Picture nba.com)
Philadelphia was also home to The Round Mound Of Rebound.(Picture nba.com)
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Yao Ming wedding.
The happy couple in Shanghai. (Photo from Xinhua)


Well, ladies, your hopes for snaring a tall, rich, athletic basketball player for a hubby just got a little harder with news that Yao Ming has tied the knot with his long time girlfriend, Ye Li. Actually, in terms of hooking up with a basketball player it’s quite easy, since they do have a history of fidelity to their partners (cough, cough), while having zero chance of Joey Greco ambushing them with the Cheaters crew outside a fast food joint (cough, cough).

The new Mrs Yao is an impressive 6 foot 2 basketball player on the women’s national team and we can be assuming that their future progeny will have their career paths already mapped out by the Chinese government. Hell, Yao and his new bride can expect to be parents to their offspring in name only.

Yao’s wedding was rather small for Chinese standards with only around 70 family and friends in attendance, with reporters outnumbering guests at 100.

In this day and age of celebrity couples selling their photographs, whilst posing on matching
Yao Ming wedding photo.
(Photo from Shanghai Daily)
thrones, it’s good to see Yao won’t be giving out any interviews about how his wife became a bridezilla, or that he didn’t sell his wedding pics to the highest bidder for exclusive rights. Reporters instead got a CD of marital snaps, along with celebratory lollies.

Ming told Houston television that he was a tad bit overawed by the prospect of marriage and but excited at the same time: “I don't how the U.S. culture thinks about marriage, but in China we know each other from 18-19 years old, maybe not too late in U.S. But it's pretty early in China…The first couple of years, we both don't let parents know. I have a lot of fun times. After so many years we have so many good memories together, we think this is the time right now. We can stay together forever and build a new family.” (AP, 2007)

I guess this means that the world can look forward to super Communist basketball playing babies in the not-too-distant future!

Today’s video is of the top 10 plays in the recent summer league in Vegas. Some pretty rocking plays on this clip.



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Kevin Garnett: A Big Ticket Item.

August 5th 2007 01:41
In case you missed it Kevin Garnett, one of the best players in NBA history, is heading to the Boston Celtics, which is the most storied franchise in the league.

Acquiring the services of KG has reflected the iconic status that is associated with Garnett – in other words, Boston spent an outrageous amount of cash to garner the services of this ‘Big Ticket’ item. How much? Try a cool $US106 million over the next five years.

Here are some other things you can purchase for $100 million in a very rough estimate manner:

• Almost 100 Bugatti Veyron 16.4 cars valued at $US1, 192,057.
• The outrageous Toprak Mansion in London which boasts 28, 000 square feet of luxurious living at $US92 million.
• Pakatoa Private Island in New Zealand for $US35 million.
• Almost 850, 000 burgers at DB Bistro Moderne in New York at the cost of $US120.

Please, excuse NBALOUD if some of the math is a bit wrong because numbers isn’t this writer’s strong point.

Anyway, now that we have guffawed at some of the most outrageous things that The Big
Kevin Garnett Sports Illustrated High School Cover.
Kevin Garnett: Da Kid. (Image from wikipedia)
Ticket can buy with his big pay packet, it would be a good opportunity to look at the man behind the mammoth dollar signs because KG is an exceptional player.

Let’s begin with the basic info regarding Garnett:

Date of Birth: 19 May, 1976
Height: 6’ 11” (211 cm)
School: Farragut Academy
Draft: 1995 (5th pick)
Scoring average: 22.3
Rebound average: 13.4
Assists average: 5
Blocks average: 1.9
Awards: ’03-’04 NBA MVP, ’02-’03 All-Star game MVP, 7 time All-NBA First and Defensive team member, 2000 Olympic gold medal winner.

Boston has always been a city that has appreciated yeomen basketball players and although Kevin has a lot of flava to his game, he works harder than any other player during game time. The intensity and fire that KG brings to the court is probably only matched by Allen Iverson. Garnett puts everything on the line.

During his time in Minnesota, The Big Ticket also integrated with the fabric of the city, recognising the fact that just playing the game isn’t enough – he had to be more, he was Minnesota. Don’t get the wrong idea about KG, he would have been a T-Wolf for life if he wasn’t taken for granted, which is a rare attribute these days.

Being such a competitor missing out on the last three years of the playoffs would have hurt the psyche of the man, while the frustration would have been more palpable with each postseason trip ending in a first round exit, bar a 2004 trip to the Western Conference Finals.

This past offseason the murmurings reached a crescendo when the Timberwolves were actively seeking to trade their all-time great. Suitors came far and wide, including Boston, with Garnett rejecting their original overtures. As possible destinations began dwindling, Danny Ainge and the Celtics made Boston a more attractive proposition by acquiring Ray Allen, which already had fellow all-star Paul Pierce on board.

Boston was once again a basketball team worth going to.

Garnett although having an impressive personal resume, realises his legacy hangs on the fact
Kevin Garnett dunk.
Kevin Garnett: The Man. (David Sherman/NBAE/Getty Images)
that he needs championships to validate his career. For any fan who has watched basketball they would surely realise that KG isn’t about the individual accolades, but rather about winning: “I have never been a personal stat guy. I have accomplished a couple of things, but I don't think I am above anybody. I overlook all those things and focus on team accomplishments.” (Benyon, nba.com, 2004)

It’s all well and good to say that KG is a great basketball player, but he is a better man. Having to grow up quickly after being born into disadvantaged circumstances, and having to take legal guardianship of his younger sister Ashley, and then an at risk teen, Michael Mason, all of this before he was even an adult. KG is one of those rare athletes that exhibit’s actual humility in his dealings.

The NBA is often seen as a repository for ill disciplined individuals, Kevin Garnett, is an antithesis to the outlaw reputation of the Association. Starting his own company that provides jobs and opportunities for the disenfranchised, and the 4XL foundation that gathers professional mentors to assist youths needing help, KG is a not merely an athlete, but a citizen.

Get ready Boston because The Big Ticket is on his way.

Want to know why KG is the real deal? Check out today’s video.



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Michael Jordan has been in the public consciousness for so long now that it is hard to imagine a time when His Airness was a relatively unknown quantity. Believe it or not there was once a time when the name ‘Michael Jordan’ wasn’t on everyone’s lips but you certainly can’t keep a good baller down.

Coming out of high school MJ was a relatively lightly recruited prospect and although he would eventually break out in a big way during his first season at North Carolina, he was still the third wheel behind James ‘Big Game’ Worthy and Sam ‘Stoner Eyes’ Perkins.

Playing for legendary college coach and UNC God, Dean Smith, MJ was not only tutored by the best teacher there was, but combined with his natural competitive nature and skills, the only way was up for the skinny kid from North Carolina.

Coach Smith rarely played freshman, but His Airness proved to be one of the exceptions to the rule because the kid could straight up ball! Spectacular on the offensive end with his athletic play, MJ was quickly garnering the attention that was lacking when he was in high school. Hell, recruitment assessments of Jordan basically stated that he was an ‘average conference basketball player!’

Needless, to say the word ‘average’ and ‘basketball player’ haven’t been uttered in the same sentence since when talking about MJ.

Although, Jordan was busily carving a niche for himself, he really didn’t break out until the
Michael Jordan UNC Sports Illustrated Cover with Sam Perkins.
The one and only time when MJ would share the number one pose with a fellow player. (Image from cnnsi.com)
championship game when the North Carolina Tar Heels faced off against the imposing Georgetown Hoyas who also had a legendary freshman of their own – Patrick Ewing.

The game was intense and close, with both teams fighting tooth and nail in trying to gain the upper hand. Hard to fathom now, but this was a massive game and Jordan wasn’t the main offensive choice, it was his teammate James Worthy who got all the plays called for him and why not? Big Game James had a massive 28 point haul on the way towards winning the tournament MVP award, whilst Jordan on the other hand had only 16 points.

But this game would ultimately be the first chapter of the Jordan legend and would forever be synonymous with Michael.

With 15 seconds remaining and the tough Georgetown defence clamping down on Worthy and UNC down by one point the ball was in MJ’s hands from 16 feet away.

Was Jordan going to pass? Don’t even trip – he shot it and it was nothing but the bottom of the net!

Georgetown had enough time for one last gasp victory but a bad pass from Hoya guard, Fred Brown was corralled by Worthy and the legend of Michael Jordan began in earnest.

He hasn’t looked back since.

We end today with the prophetic words of UNC assistant coach Eddie Fogler in regards to Jordan’s game winning basket: “The kid doesn't even realize it yet, but he's part of history now…People will remember that shot 25 years from now.” (Schwartz, ESPN.com)

Today’s video is of Michael Jordan during his days at UNC. Watch the cocky kid with his tongue out dominate in college.


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“Bird stole the ball! Bird stole the ball!” has got to be one of the most famous NBA moments both from a commentary standpoint, and in a basketball sense. Who can forget Celtics announcer Johnny Most and his distinctive voice screaming out those words? While fans in the Boston Garden were going delirious with what they had just witnessed. It truly was a splendid moment.

Game 5 in the 1987 Eastern Conference playoffs was one of the most significant games in NBA history for the pure excitement that the ending generated. Also, why shouldn’t we get excited about the Celtics once more because they haven’t been relevant in 20 years!

For anyone hoops fan that hasn’t been paying attention, the Celtics recently acquired Kevin Garnett and now have one of the best trios in the game. Teams in the woeful Eastern Conference will now be shaking in their boots.

So, it doesn’t hurt that we here at NBALOUD will look back at some great Boston moments before KG, Ray ‘Jesus’ Allen, and Paul Pierce develop some new magical memories for the long suffering Celtics fans.

Where were we? Oh, that’s right, Game 5 of the 1987 Eastern Conference Finals. The Lakers
Larry Bird
Larry Bird committed one of the basketball crimes of the century when he mugged Detroit. (Andrew D. Bernstein/NBAE/Getty Images)
and Celtics rivalry may have been the big one in the 80s, but there was a genteel respect between the two squads when compared to the Boston/Detroit junkyard brawl. Led by Isiah Thomas, the cocky point guard for the team from Eight Mile, Detroit were developing a deadly persona that scared their opponents senseless.

Boston was the defending champions, but met some tough resistance from the young ‘Bad Boy’ Pistons who had every intention to usurp the kings of the NBA throne. It was new money versus old, and youth looked like being served when Detroit led Game 5 with seconds to play and the ball in their possession. The score was 107-106 Detroit – all they needed to do was hold onto the ball and that should have been that.

What the Pistons should have counted on was Larry Bird once again turning saviour.

Isiah Thomas had the ball on the Celtics baseline and was looking to pass, Bird the freak that he was, played stupid and lulled Zeke into thinking that he wasn’t paying attention. But little did Thomas know Larry Bird was going to go Chuck Norris on the Pistons.

Thinking he had Bird beat, Thomas shot a pass to the slow footed, thug life living, dirty as two dollar hooker, but as effective as a point blank kick to the groin, while the victim is blindfolded, player known as Bill Laimbeer, but was foiled by the dastardly Larry Legend.

Bird stole the ball, looked like he was about to fall ass first out of bounds but somehow found his teammate Dennis Johnson, who in a blink of the eye cut to the basket to score the winning lay-up.

Game over. Pistons hearts are broken, while Larry Bird adds another chapter to his legendary resume.

Then the famous call rang through the Boston night: “Bird stole the ball! Bird stole the ball!” Amen, brother, he sure did.

Today’s video is of what else? Those magical few last seconds.



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The Lakers, Suns and Bulls all had their shot at trading for Garnett but couldn't get it done. The Celtics tried to get him on draft day but it didn't happen then. Boston went back with another offer and the rebuilding Minnesota franchise decided to part with their superstar, the price for Boston was five players and two first round draft picks.

Minnesota had to trade Garnett before his contract ran out as they were going to struggle to put a competitive team around him. It is several years since they were a contender, when Garnett had players like Cassell, Sprewell and Szczerbiak around him. To help with the rebuilding process, Minnesota now has Al Jefferson, Gerald Green, Ryan Gomes, Theo Ratliff, Sebastian Telfair and a couple of future picks to use.

Ratliff was only included to make the salaries work, he is an expiring contract so that will help Minnesota clear their salary cap. Al Jefferson and Gerald Green are the two young stars that Minnesota are depending on to make this trade a success for them. Like Garnett, both Jefferson and Green entered the NBA straight from high school. Jefferson will be expected to take over from Garnett at power forward while Green will replace some of the highlight plays that Garnett would produce every game. Gomes is a solid player at the forward spots, he is on a cheap contract that only has this season to go, Minnesota might look to trade him as he has some value. Telfair, Stephon Marbury's cousin, has been in trouble off the court and as the Timberwolves have a lot of other options at point guard he might not stay long.

The Timberwolves now have a very young core to develop and build around. Randy Foye and Corey Brewer could be their starting backcourt. Gerald Green may be their new small forward, they do have high-scoring Ricky Davis but he is in the last year of his contract. Jefferson will start up front, either veteran Juwan Howard or former Celtic Mark Blount will start beside him in the paint.

While Minnesota is thinking about the future with this trade, for Boston it is all about winning now. Garnett, Pierce and Ray Allen will average a combined 60 points or more per game. Garnett has also reportedly signed a new contract with Boston, so this superstar trio has the next three years to win a title. They will need some help though and Boston will be looking for veteran free agents to fill their roster now. The point guard spot at the moment goes to second-year player Rajon Rondo. The center spot has wide-body Kendrick Perkins and outside shooter Brian Scalabrine. Second round picks Gabe Pruitt and Glen "Big Baby" Davis are also expected to be signed by Boston.

Garnett becomes one of the most expensive players, in terms of the amount of picks and players, to trade for in all the years of the NBA. When Pippen went from Houston to Portland the price for Portland was six players. "Pistol" Pete Maravich was sent from Atlanta to the Jazz for two players and four draft picks. The Rockets needed to send four players away, including Horry and Cassell, to acquire Charles Barkley.

The Celtics will be aiming for the NBA championship but first of all they need to win their division. The Nets also have their three superstars with Carter, Kidd and Jefferson. They also have added big Magloire. The Raptors have a younger version of Garnett, Chris Bosh, as well as TJ Ford at the point and Bargnani at forward. The Celtics will also have trouble with teams that have a big center in the East. So the Heat with Shaq, and Wade, as well as the Cavs who have Ilgauskas, and also James, might be expected to win the East. The Pistons and Bulls will also be contenders. The Celtics sold their future to make a big run for another championship, they may not get there this year but they will have a huge increase in wins compared to last season and will be in the playoffs once again.


Garnett instantly turns Boston into a contender.(AP Photo/Steven Senne)
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NBA Draft Grades: 1992

August 1st 2007 07:00
1 Orlando: Shaquille O'Neal, c. A plus
The easiest pick in any NBA draft. Orlando drafted him with the expectation that he would bring a title to Florida, he did but it was with Miami. At least he took the Magic to the NBA finals.

2 Charlotte: Alonzo Mourning, c. A plus
The Hornets thought that second prize in the draft was a good result, and it was. He teamed with Grandmama and Muggsy in a very high profile team. Just like the guy at pick 1, Mourning won a title with the Heat too later in his career.

3 Minnesota: Christian Laettner, f/c. B
He won everything in college, he was then on the 1992 USA Olympic team and it was all downhill from there. Laettner was definitely a top 3 draft prospect, so Minnesota really had to pick him, but as was often the case with them luck was not on their side.

4 Dallas: Jimmy Jackson, g/f. C
You don't get this these days, a rookie holdout. He wanted a lot of money and missed most of his first season. His career didn't start off well and it has kept going like that ever since, it seems that he has played for nearly half the teams in the NBA.

5 Denver: LaPhonso Ellis, pf. B plus
"The Fonz" was a very good pick by Denver. A power forward who could rebound, score and defend, Ellis was the type of player they needed next to Mutombo then. Knee injuries would take away some of his explosiveness but he would be a solid player for other teams later in his career.

6 Washington: Tom Gugliotta, f. A
He was a very versatile forward who could get steals and assists, as well as the expected points and rebounds. Washington didn't keep him for long as they used him, and a bunch of draft picks, to acquire Webber. The Warriors also traded him after a short time, he went to Minnesota where he had the best years of his career.

7 Sacramento: Walt Williams, g/f. B
The big point guard prospect of this draft, it didn't really happen. Williams would eventually become a very effective outside shooter.

8 Milwaukee: Todd Day, g/f. D plus
The Bucks probably want to look below at some of the players they should have picked instead of Day. He was a thin guy who put up a lot of shots, but not with a good percentage. As he couldn't defend anyone the Bucks didn't make him a cornerstone of their franchise and would trade him away.

9 Philadelphia: Clarence Weatherspoon, pf. B
They traded away Barkley so he had big shorts to fill in Philadelphia. "Spoon" tried his best but he didn't have much help.

10 Atlanta: Adam Keefe, f. C
He could supposedly play volleyball, but basketball wasn't a success for him. The Hawks would trade him to Utah where his game improved a bit.

11 Houston: Robert Horry, f. A plus
The Houston fans didn't know it at the time but they had just drafted a player who would be one of the most successful NBA players ever. It started off with a couple championships with Hakeem, Horry was the small forward when they won the first title and he moved to power forward when they won it again. While Horry threw in the towel when he was in Phoenix, he returned to winning titles with the Lakers and Spurs.

12 Miami: Harold Miner, sg. D plus
He had a huge nickname and a big profile, but "Baby Jordan" had a very small NBA career.

13 Denver: Bryant Stith, g/f. C
A solid defender but his scoring was inconsistent.

14 Indiana: Malik Sealy, g/f. C plus
He had good potential with athleticism and would later develop some shooting skills.

15 LA Lakers: Anthony Peeler, sg. C plus
Mainly an outside shooter, Peeler was useful for the teams that had him in the NBA.

16 LA Clippers: Randy Woods, g. F
Another pick that the Clippers wish they didn't make. He might have been small for a point guard, but his game was closer to that of a shooting guard, which wasn't good. He sat on the bench for a while and then was sent to Denver.

17 Seattle: Doug Christie, g/f. F
Christie was another player who didn't report to his team when drafted, Seattle would then trade him away. Christie was sent out with Benoit Benjamin and Seattle received Sam Perkins.

18 Portland: Tracy Murray, sf. C plus
The Spurs traded Murray in a three-team deal to acquire Dale Ellis. It was a solid trade for the Spurs as they got one of the greatest outside shooters of all time, which is what they needed with Robinson in the middle. Murray went to Portland as they sent disappointing big-man Abdelnaby to Milwaukee.

19 LA Clippers: Don MacLean, f. B
Detroit traded the rights for MacLean to the Clippers for center Olden Polynice. MacLean wouldn't play for the Clippers, they would send him to Washington.

20 New York: Hubert Davis, sg. B
Davis was a consistent outside shooter but it wasn't the best spot for him to land, as the Knicks already had Starks and would add Blackman in a trade.

21 Boston: Jon Barry, g.
He was lucky to get into the first round but then he wouldn't sign with the Celtics. They traded him to Milwaukee. That started a career that was long but his stays with each team were usually short.

22 Phoenix: Oliver Miller, f/c.
The Suns were always looking for someone to fill up the paint, Miller could do that. He was wide but could also handle the ball better than most centers.

23 Milwaukee: Lee Mayberry, pg. C
A solid backup point guard, Mayberry was a player that a team could depend on but he wasn't a star.

24 Golden State: Latrell Sprewell, g/f. B plus
It is hard to grade this pick, as for a couple of years it seemed like they got a steal but then they got caught in a chokehold.

25 LA Clippers: Elmore Spencer, c. D plus
He had good size, he might not have had a lot of skill but at least he was big.

26 Portland: David Johnson, g/f. C
He seemed to have the game and the build for the NBA. A strong shooting guard who can score is usually an asset, but Johnson couldn't put it all together. As Portland had Drexler and Kersey, his opportunities for playing time were limited.

27 Chicago: Byron Houston, pf. C
The Bulls didn't keep him for long, they would use him in a multi-team trade to acquire veteran Rodney McCray.



28 Minnesota: Marlon Maxey, pf. C
They went with a forward at pick 3 so this pick didn't make a lot of sense. Maxey sat on the bench and watched Laettner play.

29 New Jersey: PJ Brown, f/c. A plus
The Nets didn't offer him enough money so it was off to Europe for Brown, he would eventually play for the Nets and showed the NBA he was a valuable asset. The Heat then signed him away from the Nets. Brown was a solid player during his career and looking back he was worth a top 10 pick.

30 Dallas: Sean Rooks, f/c. B
He was a center who could score a few points so he stayed in the NBA for a number of years.

31 Portland: Reggie Smith, f/c. D plus
A rebounder for the inside, Smith played a few games for Portland.

32 Washington: Brent Price, pg. B
He could sometimes shoot like Mark but his passing wasn't anywhere near his brother's.

33 Chicago: Corey Williams, g. D
The Bulls were loaded with small guards at this time, they didn't need Williams.

34 Minnesota: Chris Smith, pg. C plus
Smith was a contributor for Minnesota as a backup guard.

35 Charlotte: Tony Bennett, pg. C plus
An outside shooter but little else, Bennett stuck around for a little while as Muggsy's backup.

36 LA Lakers: Duane Cooper, pg. C
He was Baby Jordan's point guard in college, being surrounded by that hype must have helped him get noticed too. Cooper did play a few games for the Lakers but the NBA didn't provide a big career for this Mr Cooper.

37 Detroit: Isaiah Morris, pf. B
Morris was a small part of the trade that sent John Salley to Miami. The Pistons didn't use him a lot.

38 Atlanta: Elmer Bennett, pg. D plus
The Hawks were never great in drafts, they didn't improve on that here.

39 Orlando: Litterial Green, g. D plus
The Magic acquired Green from Chicago. A big scorer in college but he struggled in the NBA.

40 New Jersey: Steve Rogers, sg. D
The Nets were looking for an extra shooter but Rogers didn't do much for them.

41 Houston: Ron "Popeye" Jones, pf. A
The Rockets found a good prospect as Popeye would eventually become a leading rebounder in the NBA. He didn't do it with the Rockets though as they would trade him for center Eric Riley.

42 Miami: Matt Geiger, f/c. A
The Heat decided to use their late pick on a big guy and they made the right choice. Geiger would later shave his head and become a strong rebounder for the Hornets and 76ers.

43 Golden State: Predrag Danilovic, sg. A
Don Nelson knew about the international talent a long time before many others. Danilovic was a very good pick but he never played for the Warriors. After his rights were traded to Miami, Danilovic played with the Heat and also had a few games with the Mavs.

44 San Antonio: Henry Williams, g. D plus
An outside shooting prospect, that was something the Spurs needed.

45 Seattle: Chris King, g/f. D plus
Seattle added a lot of veterans by trade around this time so second rounders struggled to get a game.

46 Denver: Robert Werdann, c. C
Denver added some depth behind Mutombo. Werdann played a few games for Denver.

47 Boston: Darren Morningstar, f/c. D plus
The Celtics went for some help in the middle, as Parish was very old at this time.

48 Phoenix: Brian Davis, f. D
He was on Laettner's team at Duke. That was the highlight of his basketball career.

49 Phoenix: Ron Ellis, f. D
This is Ron Ellis, not LeRon Ellis, not that anyone ever cared.

50 Golden State: Matt Fish, c. D
Golden State were always looking for help in the middle, Fish wasn't an improvement on Gatling and Alexander.

51 Minnesota: Tim Burroghs, pf. D
With plenty of other forwards on the roster, Minnesota didn't need him.

52 Chicago: Matt Steigenga, sf. C
Interesting prospect but with Pippen there, and Kukoc not far away, the Bulls didn't have a spot for him.

53 Houston: Curtis Blair, g. D plus
A solid combo-guard prospect who could score and defend, maybe just a couple of inches short for the NBA.

54 Sacramento: Brett Roberts, f. D
A two-sport star, he could also play baseball. The Kings didn't need his fastballs and sliders.


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